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Once upon a time, we were. Paramount actually went for the title too, during the late 90s. However, once Son of Beast tanked and CP got Millennium Force, they gave up and pursed other interests.

For those who are interested, here's how Kings Island, SFMM, and CP have stacked up in their coaster collections over the years, using RCDB as a guide. For simplicity, all coasters are going by their most recent names.

1972

*****

The first year all 3 parks existed.

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, Bavarian Beetle

Total: 3

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Original Wildcat (the one they have now was, according to RCDB, not the original), Jumbo Jet

Total: 4

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer

Total: 2

1980

*****

End of the 1970s. Beginning of the 1980s.

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, The Demon, The Beast

Removed between '72 and '80: Bavarian Beetle

Total: 4 (+1)

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Corkscrew, Gemini, Junior Gemini, Wildcat (current one)

Removed between '72 and '80: Original Wildcat, Jumbo Jet

Total: 6 (+2)

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer, Mountain Express, Revolution, Colossus

Removed between '72 and '80: None

Total: 5 (+3)

1985

*****

Middle of the 1980s.

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, The Demon, The Beast, King Cobra

Removed between '80 and '85: The Bat

Total: 5 (+1)

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Corkscrew, Gemini, Junior Gemini, Wildcat, Disaster Transport

Removed between '80 and '85: None

Total: 7 (+1)

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer, Revolution, Colossus, Sarajevo Bobsleds

Removed between '80 and '85: Mountain Express

Total: 5 (No Change)

1990

*****

The 90s begin.

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, The Beast, King Cobra, Vortex

Removed between '85 and '90: The Demon

Total: 5 (No Change)

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Corkscrew, Gemini, Junior Gemini, Wildcat, Disaster Transport, Iron Dragon, Magnum XL-200

Removed between '85 and '90: None

Total: 9 (+2)

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer, Revolution, Colossus, Ninja, Viper

Removed between '85 and '90: Sarajevo Bobsleds, Shockwave

Total: 6 (+1)

1995

*****

The mid 90's.

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, The Beast, King Cobra, Vortex, Adventure Express, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Flight Deck

Removed from '90 to '95: None

Total: 8 (+3)

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Corkscrew, Gemini, Junior Gemini, Wildcat, Disaster Transport, Iron Dragon, Magnum XL-200, Mean Streak, Raptor

Removed from '90 to '95: None

Total: 11 (+2)

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer, Revolution, Colossus, Ninja, Viper, Psyclone, Flashback, Batman The Ride

Removed from '90 to '95: None

Total: 9 (+3)

2000

*****

The early 2000s.

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, The Beast, King Cobra, Vortex, Adventure Express, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Flight Deck, Flight of Fear, Scooby's Ghoster Coaster, Invertigo, Son of Beast

Removed from '95 to '00: None

Total: 12 (+4)

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Corkscrew, Gemini, Junior Gemini, Wildcat, Disaster Transport, Iron Dragon, Magnum XL-200, Mean Streak, Raptor, Mantis, Woodstock Express, Millennium Force

Removed from '95 to '00: None

Total: 14 (+3)

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer, Revolution, Colossus, Ninja, Viper, Psyclone, Flashback, Batman The Ride, Superman: Escape from Krypton, Riddler's Revenge, Canyon Blaster, Goliath

Removed from '95 to '00: None

Total: 13 (+4)

2005

*****

The mid 2000s.

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, The Beast, Vortex, Adventure Express, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Flight Deck, Flight of Fear, Scooby's Ghoster Coaster, Invertigo, Son of Beast, Flying Ace Aerial Chase, Backlot Stunt Coaster

Removed from '00 to '05: King Cobra

Total: 13 (+1)

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Corkscrew, Gemini, Junior Gemini, Wildcat, Disaster Transport, Iron Dragon, Magnum XL-200, Mean Streak, Raptor, Mantis, Woodstock Express, Millennium Force, Wicked Twister, Top Thrill Dragster

Removed from '00 to '05: None

Total: 16 (+2)

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer, Revolution, Colossus, Ninja, Viper, Psyclone, Flashback, Batman The Ride, Superman: Escape from Krypton, Riddler's Revenge, Canyon Blaster, Goliath, Deja Vu, X2, Scream!

Removed from '00 to '05: None

Total: 16 (+3)

2011

*****

Present day!

Kings Island: The Racer, Woodstock Express, The Beast, Vortex, Adventure Express, Great Pumpkin Coaster, Flight Deck, Flight of Fear, Invertigo, Son of Beast (SBNO), Flying Ace Aerial Chase, Backlot Stunt Coaster, Firehawk, Diamondback

Removed from '05 to '11: Scooby's Ghoster Coaster

Total: 14 (+1)

Cedar Point: Blue Streak, Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Corkscrew, Gemini, Junior Gemini, Wildcat, Disaster Transport, Iron Dragon, Magnum XL-200, Mean Streak, Raptor, Mantis, Woodstock Express, Millennium Force, Wicked Twister, Top Thrill Dragster, Maverick

Removed from '05 to '11: None

Total: 17 (+1)

Six Flags Magic Mountain: Gold Rusher, Magic Flyer, Revolution, Colossus, Ninja, Viper, Batman The Ride, Superman: Escape from Krypton, Riddler's Revenge, Canyon Blaster, Goliath, Deja Vu, X2, Scream!, Tatsu, Apocalypse, Road Runner Express, Green Lantern: First Flight

Removed from '05 to '11: Psyclone, Flashback

Total: 18 (+2)

And that's how this got the way it is.

PS: Was bored and did this for fun.

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1st 18 Six Flags Magic Mountain Valencia, California, USA

2nd 17 Cedar Point Sandusky, Ohio, USA

3rd 15 Canada's Wonderland Vaughan, Canada

4th 14 Kings Dominion, Kings Island

6th 13 Carowinds, Six Flags Great Adventure, Six Flags Great America

9th 11 Six Flags Over Georgia, Hersheypark

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But the ride resembles Cedar Point’s Power Tower, Innes said, which lifts riders straight into the air.

Cedar Point does not include Power Tower among its official list of 17 coasters.

Seriously?

To which SIX responded...

"We have a storage building that "resembles" Disaster Transport. So, clearly, Disaster Transport shouldn't count as a roller coaster."

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