DeliriumDreamer Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "You and your friends decide to take a ride on X-Treme Skyflyer, but then you chicken out on pulling the ripcord. Switch spots with the smallest person playing, and pay 30 dollars to the bank for three people to ride." Quote
teenageninja Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "You visit the park on Proctor and Gamble day, lose one turn and 20 dollars for Gas" "You get cought throwing a deflated basketball off the Eiffel Tower, go directly to security and pay all players 50 dollars for medical costs." "You pull a Matt Botts and are banned from the park, lose 10 turns and all property." "You make a fan page highlighting Jeffrey Siebert, collect 50 dollars for your cleverness" "You make a web page about PKI, collect 50 dollars every turn for the next 4 turns, or collect 100 dollars right away." "You get a job working in Pie and end up walking out, lose 2 turns and pay 20 dollars for your uniform." "You ride Eurobungee and get sick, pay 10 dollars for the ride and 20 dollars for new clothes." "You get cought POVing on the "Votex", go directly to security and pay 200 dollars for a new camera" Yeah, I'm the man, what can I say. Quote
harvesterofyoursorrow Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "Try to locate King Cobra on the map. Wander into off-limits teritory, Go directly to security" "Get caught video taping the surfing machine, trying to see if a girl losses her top. Go directly to security" "Do an iLo dance in the parking lot. Players all point and laugh" "Stand at the front of all tour lectures during Beast Buzz, Video tape them. Players point and laugh" Quote
standbyme Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "Ooops, you cut the hole too big in your bag...go directly to jail" http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2000/09/0...ndicted_on.html Quote
TheKlockster Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Your ride breaks down in the early part of the season and experiences extended downtime. Your crew merges with another crew. You get sent every day. Go directly to South Pie, call back with your charge out time, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Quote
teenageninja Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "You get into a bar checking contest on Delirium with a hot Coney Supervisor and you lose, pay a player of your choice 50 dollars and he laughs at you" Quote
TheKlockster Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "You lose the Rides Trained At contest two years in a row, both times to people level oned on seven Coney Mall rides. Pay 50 dollars to the PKI Scholarship Fund, and go back five spaces." Quote
Hank Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Natural gas leak/your fart combination cause roof to come off of Flight of Fear, creating new outdoor ride. Collect $200 and recieve extra $200 sign-on bonus from park engineering department. Quote
SOB_TOM Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "You accidently let slip that TRTR's duct tape came off. Lose a turn and give $25 to the player who owns TRTR. If TRTR is owned by you, the bank confiscates the property." Quote
TOPGUN1993 Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 You pee your pants on Drop Zone pay $25 for pants and tighty whiteys. Quote
specialk141 Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 "Hit the bullseye on the air conditoner by Vortext steps with a penny. collect $1000" anybody know what i'm talkin about? i'm sure you do! Quote
TheKlockster Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 "Hit the bullseye on the air conditoner by Vortext steps with a penny. collect $1000" anybody know what i'm talkin about? i'm sure you do! I know what you are talking about - and I hate it when people do that! Why can't they just leave it alone! It isn't just there for decoration! Quote
UncleHenry Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 "Do an iLo dance in the parking lot. Players all point and laugh" Oh no you didn't! BTW, the iLo is now dead. Long live iPod Nano! Quote
FOF/Z 4-ever Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 "You worked at FOF and wish to own it (for real) one day. Pay $20 and everyone laughs at you" Quote
deidre1976 Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 "Caught Line Jumping" Go Directly to jail. Do not stop for any attractions, do not collect dippin dots or potato works fries... Great minds think alike! Quote
deidre1976 Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 Walk-on Weekdays advance token to the nearest coaster. Quote
TheKlockster Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 You were caught double posting. Go back 500 spaces. Quote
teenageninja Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 "You go to a PKI New Years Party and end up getting your stomach pumped pay 50 dollars." Quote
SkootersFan Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 "You go to Winterfest and POV SDATHC. Go directly to Security." "You go to Winterfest and break your tailbone on the ice rink. Pay $100 for treatment" Quote
UncleHenry Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 "You go to a PKI New Years Party and end up getting your stomach pumped pay 50 dollars." On that note... "You go to a PKI New Years Party and make out with a girl, too bad she is your boss's girlfriend. Pay $300 to keep your job." Quote
Vortexlover2 Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 you are caught sneaking into timberwolf. lose a turn. Quote
SkootersFan Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 You dye your hair green and try to POV TRTR. Lose 5 turns and go directly to security. Quote
Gordon Bombay Posted January 1, 2006 Posted January 1, 2006 You got sick on The Beast, you and all your friends go directly to the bathroom, do not pass go, do not let the employee or the guests about to get into your vomit filled seat know. Quote
SOB_TOM Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "You forget what direction is up after riding FoF. Lose a turn." "You play ringtoss for 5 hrs to try to win the big stuffed animal, only to realize that it costs 1/20th of what you paid. Pay $400 for being an idiot." Quote
DeliriumDreamer Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "You get into a bar checking contest on Delirium with a hot Coney Supervisor and you lose, pay a player of your choice 50 dollars and he laughs at you" Woah now- that was my first time bar-checking with people in the gondola since post-season. There's a reason why that happened... "You lose the Rides Trained At contest two years in a row, both times to people level oned on seven Coney Mall rides. Pay 50 dollars to the PKI Scholarship Fund, and go back five spaces." *note: I didn't try to up the number by picking up shifts on rides that I'm not trained at. I got sent to all of those rides while I was supposed to be working on my own rides. Unlike some people... "Got caught for creating two screennames on the same pki fansite. Lose a turn and contact the administrator to get your first one back." "You try to convince a Tomb Raider employee that checking bars in a circle is easier and more convenient. Go directly to Delirium to prove your point." Quote
SOB_TOM Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 I still think theres something wrong checking bars in a circle Quote
TheKlockster Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 *note: I didn't try to up the number by picking up shifts on rides that I'm not trained at. I got sent to all of those rides while I was supposed to be working on my own rides. Unlike some people... Yeah - the ONLY ride I EVER took shifts at was MSD - and that was after I was sent there, trained, and fell in love with it. So yeah. PWNT. And I check bars in both a circle and a line. Well Troika is more of a 3 leaf clover pattern. I have checked bars on Delirium, and it is extremely easy. I beat Aaron B a few times... Sooo anyways... "You go to school and leave PKI early - just after your ride is FINALLY fixed. Sell your ride back to the bank for 1/2 of the mortgage value, and go directly to South Pie, do not pass the office, do not collect 200 dollars... Quote
teenageninja Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "You get sent to a ride and you ask the Supervisor to level one you. The Supervisor laughs at you and you begin to cry, lose 1 turn." Quote
TheKlockster Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Hey I got level oned every time I asked... "You ask a ride operator if the time is Ohio time or Indiana time. Collect 10 dollars and go buy some common sense." Quote
DeliriumDreamer Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 "After much fighting, your friends finally force you to ride Drop Zone. To make things worse, you have a panic attack on the ride, and curl up into a fetal position next to a wall after getting off. Lose a turn." "You skip school to go to pki and end up getting arrested for truancy. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars." Quote
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