In the spirit of the whole, "You might be a PKI addict if..." thread that we've had, I think it would be fun to come up with some funny PKI-Opoly cards.

I'll start:

"You manage to squeeze five people into a flume on Wild Thornburry's for a wet and wild ride. Pay $60 for a new cell phone."

"Got caught smoking in line for The Beast. Lose a turn."

"Caught Line Jumping" Go Directly to jail. Do not stop for any attractions, do not collect dippin dots or potato works fries...

"You manage to squeeze five people into a flume on Wild Thornburry's for a wet and wild ride. Pay $60 for a new cell phone."

Not funny, I payed 120 for the new phone.

"You get caught POVing on The Beast at Beastbuzz 2004, go directly to security."

Snap.

"You buy a copy of the Unofficial Guidebook to Paramount's Kings Island and spend five hours wandering around looking for Waterworks. Lose a turn."

Sorry Charles...

You got into a crash in the parking lot pay a player of choice 100 bucks and lose a turn.

Take a ride on Sling Shot pay $25 to the bank.

"lose your hat on The Beast lose 1 turn"

Take a ride on Sling Shot pay $25 to the bank.

WOW! That actually is a pretty good one!

Mine is "Get busted for saying 'I like The Beast' too loud on the tower elevator. Lose 1 turn"

Some of you will get that, others, not so much.

Bet your friends that Tomb Raider would be a simulator, pay each one $50 for losing.

bet your friends its a rollercoaster pay $100 for losing

j/k

"Get in line for The Beast, assuming it is for The Vortex. Lose a turn."

"Ask a ride attendant, 'What's that ride that goes upside down?' while sitting in Son of Beast. Lose a turn."

"You use your cell phone to flag a proximity sensor causing a block violation on one of the parks roller coasters. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars."

"You eat eight hamburgers at an ACE event. Loose a turn and go take some antacid."

"You somehow get into the park on a moped, and drive around the backroads without being caught by security, even though they are looking for you. Go directly to go."

Jump inside the elevator making it bounce lose a turn.

"Set up Vortex in the midcourse brakes. Lose a turn."

"You use your cell phone to flag a proximity sensor causing a block violation on one of the parks roller coasters. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars."

OH SNAP!

Take a walk on the Paramount Story

I hate drawing the card that says - take a walk on the boardwalk - when someones got a freaking hotel on it.

I love Monopoly though - have played regular, millenium edition, star wars, star trek and astronomy editions. I need to get the PKI edition if they still have it next year.

Here is one...

"You are promoted to Rides Operations Manager. Pay each player 100 dollars."

"You get vomited on while riding TRTR. Pay $30 for new clothes and lose a turn."

"You get beaten by a 10 year old kid on Scoobys Haunted Castle. Pay $15 to every player, and collect your pride at lost and found."

"Get caught for asking adults 'may I ride with your son' outside Taxi Jam. Go Directly to security. Do no pass the entrance, do not collect $200."

And to really speed the game up:

"You pulled a Matt Botts. You lose all property with movie sets to the bank with no mortgage payment, and go directly to Security. Do not pass the Entrance, do no collect $200."

"Get caught for asking adults 'may I ride with your son' outside Taxi Jam. Go Directly to security. Do no pass the entrance, do not collect $200."

LMFAO

"You pulled a Matt Botts. You lose all property with movie sets to the bank with no mortgage payment, and go directly to Security. Do not pass the Entrance, do no collect $200."

I was wondering if there was a way to use that... LMAO

"Get caught for asking adults 'may I ride with your son' outside Taxi Jam. Go Directly to security. Do no pass the entrance, do not collect $200."

And to really speed the game up:

"You pulled a Matt Botts. You lose all property with movie sets to the bank with no mortgage payment, and go directly to Security. Do not pass the Entrance, do no collect $200."

OMFG, I about cried when I saw these two. So funny!

Find a lot of money on ground in Tomb Raiders Covered Queue, Collect $100

Get awesome air in Vortex 72. Pay TheKlockster 100 dollars.

"You bet your friends there are aliens in FoF station. Pay $50 to all players."

Get awesome air in Vortex 72.  Pay TheKlockster 100 dollars.

::looks at ORP::

HA HA HA

Oh!

Buy ORP... for every ride

Pay $200

"You swallow your fear and ride SOB, only to realize you should have been more afraid. Collect $10 from each player, and proceed to first aid."

Thats what square their missing is first aid.

"Watch the Nick Celebration Parade, only to need a shrink to get the main theme out of your head. Pay $20 per turn for the next 5 turns."

My personal favorite card in the current deck is this:

"Buy an on ride photo from Top Gun. Pay $15." Anyone else questioning this?

Yeah, that is exactly what I thought when I first saw that card. They must have a Top Gun from one of the other Paramount Parks that actually has an onride photo.

"your officially an ACE member! Go directly to Beast!"

"You ask where the Eiffel Tower is. Lose a turn."

You got stuck on The Beast you lose a turn.