UncleHenry Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 So apparently The Beast got a MySpace page, because I logged on to check how my experiment was going, and saw I had a friend invite from the famed coaster itself. Not sure who made it yet, but it's pretty funny to look at. http://www.myspace.com/thebeastrollercoaster Quote
BoddaH1994 Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 This has to be a fraud because if I know The Beast, he wouldn't want to be your friend, Ruie. Quote
coasterlova054 Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 I got a request too! haha nice spelling there, Rian Quote
teenageninja Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 I'm in Beasts top 8! I must be so cool!111oneoneone Quote
UncleHenry Posted April 10, 2007 Author Posted April 10, 2007 Yeah, Facebook is better, but I made a MySpace account to show how awful it is. I'm posting really creepy and spam messages / friend invites on my profile to show how much junk is on MySpace. Quote
mutedarkness Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 shh but i think beast had an afair with dominator... Quote
King Maple The Tree King Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Brad, you made a really good myspace for The Beast! Although for someone who sat in that que line for years as an excellent worker, I thought you would've had the facts memorized that its 135ft and 72 miles per hour with 1800 riders per hour. Quote
Firehawk1189 Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Firehawk has a myspace 2 http://www.myspace.com/kingsislandFirehawk Quote
UncleHenry Posted April 10, 2007 Author Posted April 10, 2007 That's clearly not the real Firehawk. The age is wrong, the song is wrong, it uses Comic Sans, the website sucks in general. The rides at KI know better than to fail miserably on the sites. And I didn't make The Beast MySpace, I don't know who did. Quote
SOB_TOM Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Question: How can The Beastie be the father of The Beast? It doesnt make sense to me. And wasnt SOB a illigit son? Quote
Captain Nemo Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Even if it REALLY is The Beast, whoever made it lied when saying that he is not a smoker. And after the whole SOB getting a bris... he must be a drinker. As for Firehawk, seems like he has a little something something for Vortex! Quote
UncleHenry Posted April 10, 2007 Author Posted April 10, 2007 Trust me, I've been in heated arguments about The Beast family. Here is the family history as I see it... Racer and Scooby Doo (now known as the Fairly Odd Coaster) got married, and had Beast. At their marriage, Scooby Doo changed her name to Beastie. Recently, Beastie and Racer got divorced, so Beastie changed her name again to Fairly Odd Coaster. And of course SoB was born from Vortex and Beast. SoB got it's loop from Vortex, and it's long wooden layout from Beast. Quote
WhoDeyForever Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Trust me, I've been in heated arguments about The Beast family. Here is the family history as I see it... Racer and Scooby Doo (now known as the Fairly Odd Coaster) got married, and had Beast. At their marriage, Scooby Doo changed her name to Beastie. Recently, Beastie and Racer got divorced, so Beastie changed her name again to Fairly Odd Coaster. And of course SoB was born from Vortex and Beast. SoB got it's loop from Vortex, and it's long wooden layout from Beast. Well it says on Vortex's MySpace that Vortex is single http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=88194223 Quote
UncleHenry Posted April 10, 2007 Author Posted April 10, 2007 It has recently been proven that The Vortex's myspace page is a hoax, and not the real Vortex. Quote
Reon Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Obviously not, it forgot it's own birthday, and it's still marked as 19 xD But since shes a single, sexy coaster....*claims Vortex as wife before any raging fanboys get her* Quote
Monroe Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Just wait until one of the internet predators ends up on date line looking to hook up with S.O.B. Quote
Stardust Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 You don't know how bad I'm trying to hide from my roommate right now, because I'm laughing SO HARD. You don't know the half of how I spend my time. *points to avatar* Anyway... *laughs harder* Ahem... *laughs* Oh, this is so off track, pun intended... Hahahahahahahahahaha. Anyway. First point, Vortex is a girl on her profile, yay! That makes me happy! And wait, Racer and Beastie... I always thought there just might be something between them, but which one is the girl? (is finding it VERY hard to imagine Racer that way) To me, I always thought King Cobra. In my head, Vortex was too...innocent. But maybe I'm just innocent myself. To quote Racer from O/T: "Ahem...(clears throat) we don't think about it and neither should you." Anyway. Yeah. Other than the fact that I just realized it's Vortex's birthday, that totally just made my day. Edit: If Racer and Beastie got divorced, I CLAIM RACER. SERIOUSLY. You do not need to know all the details, I JUST CLAIM HIM. Quote
UncleHenry Posted April 12, 2007 Author Posted April 12, 2007 Obviously not, it forgot it's own birthday, and it's still marked as 19 xD But since shes a single, sexy coaster....*claims Vortex as wife before any raging fanboys get her* Beast didn't forget it's birthday... it's opening was friday the 13th of April 1979. And Racer is male, FOC is female. Again... way too many conversations in the park about these... Quote
DeLorean Rider Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 This must be what The Beast does in the off season... surf the web on its ride computer. Quote
The Interpreter Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 With that PLC, it won't be doing much surfing! Quote
Reon Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Vortex refuses to be my friend...CANT SHE SEE WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER?!?! T_T Quote
alleycat11481 Posted April 16, 2007 Posted April 16, 2007 yea well u guys can have the coasters i just marrried Delirium. and we are happy. Quote
The Interpreter Posted April 16, 2007 Posted April 16, 2007 yea well u guys can have the coasters i just marrried Delirium. and we are happy. Well, let's hope that relationship isn't full of ups and downs and that you two don't just constantly slowly go round in circles, only to end back where you started, while people line up to sit on you and scream! Quote
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