So apparently The Beast got a MySpace page, because I logged on to check how my experiment was going, and saw I had a friend invite from the famed coaster itself. Not sure who made it yet, but it's pretty funny to look at.

http://www.myspace.com/thebeastrollercoaster

This has to be a fraud because if I know The Beast, he wouldn't want to be your friend, Ruie.

I got a request too! haha nice spelling there, Rian

I'm in Beasts top 8! I must be so cool!111oneoneone

...eww, Myspace...

Can't stand it.

facebook is better!

Heck yes it is!

Yeah, Facebook is better, but I made a MySpace account to show how awful it is. I'm posting really creepy and spam messages / friend invites on my profile to show how much junk is on MySpace.

shh but i think beast had an afair with dominator...

Brad, you made a really good myspace for The Beast! Although for someone who sat in that que line for years as an excellent worker, I thought you would've had the facts memorized that its 135ft and 72 miles per hour with 1800 riders per hour.

Firehawk has a myspace 2

http://www.myspace.com/kingsislandFirehawk

That's clearly not the real Firehawk. The age is wrong, the song is wrong, it uses Comic Sans, the website sucks in general.

The rides at KI know better than to fail miserably on the sites.

And I didn't make The Beast MySpace, I don't know who did.

Question:

How can The Beastie be the father of The Beast? It doesnt make sense to me.

And wasnt SOB a illigit son?

Even if it REALLY is The Beast, whoever made it lied when saying that he is not a smoker. And after the whole SOB getting a bris... he must be a drinker.

As for Firehawk, seems like he has a little something something for Vortex!

Trust me, I've been in heated arguments about The Beast family. Here is the family history as I see it...

Racer and Scooby Doo (now known as the Fairly Odd Coaster) got married, and had Beast. At their marriage, Scooby Doo changed her name to Beastie. Recently, Beastie and Racer got divorced, so Beastie changed her name again to Fairly Odd Coaster.

And of course SoB was born from Vortex and Beast. SoB got it's loop from Vortex, and it's long wooden layout from Beast.

Trust me, I've been in heated arguments about The Beast family. Here is the family history as I see it...

Racer and Scooby Doo (now known as the Fairly Odd Coaster) got married, and had Beast. At their marriage, Scooby Doo changed her name to Beastie. Recently, Beastie and Racer got divorced, so Beastie changed her name again to Fairly Odd Coaster.

And of course SoB was born from Vortex and Beast. SoB got it's loop from Vortex, and it's long wooden layout from Beast.

Well it says on Vortex's MySpace that Vortex is single

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=88194223

It has recently been proven that The Vortex's myspace page is a hoax, and not the real Vortex.

Obviously not, it forgot it's own birthday, and it's still marked as 19 xD

But since shes a single, sexy coaster....*claims Vortex as wife before any raging fanboys get her*

Just wait until one of the internet predators ends up on date line looking to hook up with S.O.B.

You don't know how bad I'm trying to hide from my roommate right now, because I'm laughing SO HARD.

You don't know the half of how I spend my time. *points to avatar*

Anyway... *laughs harder* Ahem... *laughs* Oh, this is so off track, pun intended...

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Anyway. First point, Vortex is a girl on her profile, yay! That makes me happy! And wait, Racer and Beastie... I always thought there just might be something between them, but which one is the girl? (is finding it VERY hard to imagine Racer that way)

To me, I always thought King Cobra. In my head, Vortex was too...innocent. But maybe I'm just innocent myself. To quote Racer from O/T: "Ahem...(clears throat) we don't think about it and neither should you."

Anyway. Yeah. Other than the fact that I just realized it's Vortex's birthday, that totally just made my day.

Edit: If Racer and Beastie got divorced, I CLAIM RACER. SERIOUSLY. You do not need to know all the details, I JUST CLAIM HIM.

Obviously not, it forgot it's own birthday, and it's still marked as 19 xD

But since shes a single, sexy coaster....*claims Vortex as wife before any raging fanboys get her*

Beast didn't forget it's birthday... it's opening was friday the 13th of April 1979.

And Racer is male, FOC is female.

Again... way too many conversations in the park about these...

This must be what The Beast does in the off season... surf the web on its ride computer.

With that PLC, it won't be doing much surfing!

Vortex refuses to be my friend...CANT SHE SEE WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER?!?! T_T

yea well u guys can have the coasters i just marrried Delirium. and we are happy.

yea well u guys can have the coasters i just marrried Delirium. and we are happy.

Well, let's hope that relationship isn't full of ups and downs and that you two don't just constantly slowly go round in circles, only to end back where you started, while people line up to sit on you and scream!