Darn, I was looking forward to watching sweaty, bleeding midgets subject themselves to weapons used by state troopers on people who are violent and resist arrest. Oh well, I guess I'm going to have to do with sweaty, bleeding midgets violently hitting each other with ladders and chairs while subjecting themselves to devices used to kill rats and hang paper on walls. But it's just not the same, you know?
^Or Powercards at Dave & Buster's.
The same thing a bank does when their debit card/ credit card system goes down- call the IT department to reboot the system.
^And at one point there might have been a farmer who thought "You know the Enchanted Voyage is nice...but I liked it better when it was a corn field".
(And I won't even go for a Native American joke!)