Mr. Christopher

Sometimes I drive the other way on Dodgems.

Keep it a theory because I don't see it happening. Honestly, this update to Dinosaurs Alive could be nothing more than a few more animatronics.

Please, call me Mr. Christopher.

I think those wheels you see are for the storage track.

I didn't hear him scream ... it sounded more like "Good riddance."

Too many for my own good.

The blue objects are most likely 55 gallon plastic barrels, probably full of fog fluid.

I'm sure an amusement park could get a nice discount if they used their Home Depot card. Sorry, my glasses were getting fogged up by all the hot air you're blowing.

There is typically a horizontal lifeline system in place where positioning belts and lanyards are attached to shuttles/rope grabs that allow them to pass through at intermediate points. The exact specification may differ on case-by-case basis.

I wonder if Chuckie still has his glasses...

The park already had a hard time decorating the water park for the re-branded Howl-O-Fest. What makes you think they'd pull off a lavish Christmas setup out there?

Good luck with that.

Correct, although carabiners are considered "connectors" under OSHA standard 1910.66 App C. All personnel who work at height are required to undergo proper training and utilize the required systems in place in the form of personal fall arrest and/or positioning systems. The bungee actors utilize an effect called The Slingshot from StudioTek FX. I don't believe their harness is considered fall protection, though I'm sure there are still preventative measures in place both from the manufacturer and corporate.

^ Are you an English major?

^ The guys who made that soundtrack sure don't miss it.

Tally counters.

Weird or not, big crowds = big money ... usually.

Flying Eagles for the Defunct Party.

Darn ... and I was just starting to like it.

^ Can't ... Not enough power. They should put go-carts on it though ... I'd pay $5 to do that.

Some would question if a nine year old should even be at Haunt.

Phantom Theater couldn't be brought back to its fullest extent because most of the characters were thrown away after years of deterioration (literally melting); only a handful were kept.

I first read that as punkin chunkin ... Don't ask me why.

I wonder how far you could take the Topper Track technology...