I love it. I've seen many park guests who would fit nicely into that form of entertainment...
Now my idea. Since there are "no limits" and celebrity tragedies are fair game, I would suggest a crashed airplane and a few bodies in the Swan Lake area together with a new sign:
Coming in 2009.......
A ride that will take you high into the air.... You will experience eratic manuevers; dips, dives, loops, circles.... Before ending with a giant SPLASHDOWN!!!!!!!
In 2009, you will experience....."JFK, Jr.: The Ride"
That is hilarious! Epic win!