UncleHenry

Yeah i agree...Kings Island should not encorage masochism. I'm sorry. I must have missed the press release in which Kings Island said they encouraged masochism. It was in the same press release that they announced Beast was getting torn down for a parking lot.

10%? I'd say it's closer to 5%.

People down here not only don't care about Geauga Lake, they don't even know about it! It's all Cedar Point. This is a great decision by CF.

Thanks for giving me a target to scare Friday night. Fortunately for him, you're in CornSTALKERS, which is the least scary and weakest of all of the scare zones. BURN!!!! I've ALWAYS considered Cornstalkers the best scare zone. And now that I'm in there, it's gonna be the best scare zone by FAR. (Of course, I'm still practicing. This is my first time scaring people up close and personal. I have experience being creepy on stage, but not right next to people.)

So basically... BoddaH eated it.

EXACTLY Oh well, you can't please everyone. I'm glad KI realized this and made this an adult event.

Thanks for giving me a target to scare Friday night.

Let's see... bed of nails and eating fire is nothing too special. I've done both myself. The rest sounds awesome as hell though.

This year is going to be INTENSE. If you don't want to see the show, don't go to it. LOTS of people will want to see the show. I sure am excited for it. I loooooove the creepy stuff. People love being scared, and love seeing people do disgusting things. Why do you think Fear Factor was popular?

Just because you don't like it doesn't make it wrong. I like eating fire. I know many people who would never want to do it. While my family still is unsure about it, I have explained to them that it's perfectly safe. I'm sure the guys they are bringing in are trained professionals.

I'm looking forward to it! Why does it have to be called "mutilation"? That denotes it was done against their consent. What they would be doing is performance art.

Make sure to swing by Cornstalkers for a frighteningly good time!

Go ride your silly little rides. Shorter lines for the good stuff.

Perilous Plunge sucks VERY badly. I hated that ride when I rode it. Uncomfortable as hell.

Are you talking smack about Tilt-A-Whirl's? That's good old-fashion family-fun right there. I'd say TurkeyWhirl was more fun than a handful of coasters at Kings Island or Cedar Point. I'd say... you're annoying... MIKE BIRBIGLIA!!!

And is a monster creeps right on up to you and growls into your ear "Manah manah", that would be me. I'm giving myself the nickname Muppet for that very reason.

You guys know why it's going to be so much more intense this year right? Because I'll be a monster, and you really don't want to run into me on the streets of Rivertown. You'll have nightmares for weeks... *insert evil laugh here*

Tilt a whirl, wheee!!!

I meant the 2007 season (which I believe is over now)

Eh, whatever they add prolly isn't worth going. Their additions last year kinda sucked.

Chris Angel sucks. Darren Brown, now THERE is a performer. And yes, I do some magic myself.

Yeah APC. I'll make sure to come by and check it out some time.

Of course, the off-season is KIC Survivor season on KIC. So that would be your off-season entertainment.

Applications for KIC Survivor: Congo will go out sometime in November.

**** you, get the **** out of my cornfield you piece of ****. Why the **** do you pesky **** head kids always come ****ing around in my cornfield? Kinda like that?