Existential

Amazing. I've been hearing this from you guys this year. That's an awesome addition. Sadly, I don't think I'll be down until Timbers debuts. Spent the budget money this year last weekend at Universal for this hobby...on express pass for HHN like a clown shoe. Totally worth it. Saw every house.

Good park. I wish it to succeed. Storm Chaser is grand. I'll hit it every decade fo sho.

I've seen plenty of PT stuff on YouTube. Oh well.

I've seen plenty of PT stuff on YouTube. Oh well.

Best time of the year. Footballs, and today I can finally wear a hoodie...and it's construction season. For a woodie no less. Feels good man.

Best time of the year. Footballs, and today I can finally wear a hoodie...and it's construction season. For a woodie no less. Feels good man.

With the amount of workers around when I was there...I imagine they still make a few dollars at the gates after paying workers. I seriously saw one guy working two games and a dude who was cooking at two restaurants... ::Rimshots galore::...but...kinda. Guy running Storm Chaser was also running Mile High...AT THE SAME TIME! He was a little out of breath. A little flustered. Alright... I've made my point. I will stop...there.

I demand all builders have a Go Pro at all times. Mounted to the hardhat. What we got is Stone age viewing devices. We're in a Brazen Bull with these medieval viewing devices. I want 30 to 40 different clickable Go Pro instant links. I want to see what Harvey is doing at this angle and what Cliff is doing over there instantly. What is Cliff doing over there?? Kidding. But I do want a dream Go Pro. I'd show you how trippy my dream was last night. I kinda want that more than a Hoverboard skateboard. They need to get on that...cause watching a dude surf in first person....just isn't that cool no more.

Well...that is beyond strange. What is happening up there in that hot mess^^ Keeping it legit by quoting myself. Cool move. More peeps should do that. Keep sources reliable. I can say...that guy I quoted...well, he is a reliable source.

Kings Island is cool. Most of the time. Except when its hot out. Then it's just fun. Kings is defiantly not cool when it's hot.

My darn mom would use the pet care services all throughout my childhood at both Cedar Point and KI. Nothing was more infuriating then to finally get to either park...stare at those glorious rides just waiting to get inside...and have to go to the little doggie shelter while waiting 15 minutes to get everything settled. It probably is still the longest 15 minutes of my life. Its a good service.

It's such crap. The same poop I mentally prepare myself for Everytime I do something outside of boundaries. You might die asshat.. Seriously. But it's so fun and feels weird to the body. What are you going to do? It's a fetish of sorts since you catch the bug of sorts...early. Poor kid. I hope it ended quick. It's a hope for anyone. I mean, a hope that it ends tragically quick and well. Sorry. Never been good with death.

I'm just busting water balloons guys...but darn do I starve at most parks. I want a freakin' salad. Easy as pie to offer...

Can one get a salad at KI or CP without going to a Guy Fierri craplounge? What Resteraunte is in The Breakers? Oh man. I just want a salad. 13 dollar Subway 6 inch it is...I guess.

You mean my Grateful Dead reference? Its almost August 15 man. No way. I want a Grateful Dead salad. Coolsies?

It's summer. I just want a GD salad or something light. Cmon. Maybe a turkey wrap. What do I have to choose from? Tenders and fries? That's ridiculous. Everything is garbage ...this isn't the state fair man. I get better options there. A local ear of corn...some saurkraught on a brat...stuffed peppers. Cmon Amusement Parks...I got nothing to eat man.

Get some night rides on Adventure Express, the log flume and The Beast if can. If I lived in Mason I would be there every night for those three. Soon to be four with the Mystic... The Beast at night is life changing. Greatest coaster there ever was at night. The park practically empties at night cause everyone is in line for it. Everyone with sense.

I'd still like a wild mouse type indoor darkride. I know a clever company could maneuver one in there... You see...this one? This one right there? That was my wish. But it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back...I'm taking them all back.

Looks fantastic and expected. Can't wait for the first ride. The ending has me intrigued. Did not expect something like that with this coaster. Nods to the member who had the great interpretation in No Limits. He hit it the best.

RMC/GCI...count me in . Both are great. Bring it KI...night. Until then...

How about some of these posters being crazed? Sounds logical man.

Ahhh...Beast Girl...you make me appreciate a Young Stud who used to post here on my infancy days. I'm still a newbie but I miss that young joker. You bring me a small amount of joy yourself.

Maybe it's Shaggy's Silly "Sticks". Nature and what have y-- Eh. Stop.

I still love Gemini man. It used to be one of the tallest and greatest coasters there. That helix still affects me Everytime...not in a good way at 40 though..

I can only think of Maverick and Gemini. Is top thrill a two load too? I need to brush up on my enthusiasm. Imagine if Wicked Twister had two trains... That probably...wouldn't ...work out so good.