Mr.3000 Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Hey all. Its me Mr. 3000. I am pleased to announce that next years new show in the action theater is non other than the 2004 mega-blockbuster Mr.3000. Seems they have a new twist on the exiting series. In 2008 you follow the wacky antics of emmy and golden globe award winning actor Bernie Mac "Winner of best actor for his tearjerking performance in Bad santa" As he teaches his daughter Jan Ross (Dakota Fanning) the fundamentals of softball. Sit back and hold on to your seat as Bernie and Dakota Fanning play in the Little Ms Softball world series! But wait! Looks like the rival Softball team coached by the rich and powerful Tairy Greene (John Lovitz) try to buy their way into the championship! Sit Back. Hold on tight and Play Ball! This summer at Kings Island. 1 Quote
The Interpreter Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Are there any limits? --The Interpreter, noting the addition of this site's 3oooth member... Quote
The Interpreter Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Look at the statistics on the front page. It says 3ooo members.... Quote
Vortex Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 I thought he was Mr. 2999 at the end of the movie? Quote
BoddaH1994 Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Oh.... my.... god.... I just don't have the heart to close this topic... 2 Quote
Cory Butcher Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 That was quite an um, creative write-up Mr. 3000. Ryan, I feel you, lol 1 Quote
The Interpreter Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 That was quite an um, creative write-up Mr. 3000. Ryan, I feel you, lol Too much information. 1 Quote
KIBeast Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 No one should be feeling anyone on this site. It's a family site. Quote
Ki Man Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 What?! That movie SUCKED. I'll go watch the Ocean's series if I want to see a good Bernie Mac performance. Quote
UncleHenry Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 This topic is too good to pass up. And apparently KI Man doesn't get irony. 1 Quote
XGatorHead 8904 Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 I thought he was Mr. 2999 at the end of the movie? Thanks for ruining the movie for those of us who haven't seen it. There should really be a spoiler alert before your post! 1 Quote
Cody Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 LOL sorry but im on the floor laughing. I rather see the 7th portal back in there. Was it The Cabana Lady that told you this? 1 Quote
King Maple The Tree King Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 This topic is too good to pass up. Oh man, look whos back! Quote
Neon Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Wait, then who's the 3,000th member? (Yay, 58 posts for no reason!) EDIT: --The Interpreter, noting the addition of this site's 3oooth member... Darn!!! I wanted to be the first to notice that!!! ;( 1 Quote
PKIVortex Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 I also liked 7th Portal, and which it would make a comeback. I know this post is being sarcastic, but I really want something to replace Sponge Bob, it's time for it to go. Quote
Skywriter Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 lol. The action theater is not a 4D place anyways. 1 Quote
art_star Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 And apparently KI Man doesn't get irony. This made me crack up for 5 minutes straight. Sorry KI Man. Quote
SOB_TOM Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 Im sure if you donated the funds for 7th portal to the park, they would consider putting it back in. Anyone have $10k laying around anywhere? Quote
Browntggrr Posted November 7, 2007 Posted November 7, 2007 You know.... I didn't even THINK to look at this topic until I posted about the 3000th member. Only because, that movie was terrible. I honestly thought to myself, "Who really gives a $&^T about that movie? Now they are doing some kind of 4D thing? WHY?!?" Now it all makes sense. Quote
italianchef Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 An Action Theater film based on a baseball movie? LAME! LAME! LAME! 1 Quote
Gordon Bombay Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Really bummed that this never came to Action Theatre, now all we have is dinosaurs and a stupid haunt. Bring back Bernie Mac! 2 Quote
DontWantToWait42mar0 Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Oh what could have been... Had this golden nuggett came to fruition, it would have been Kings Island owning Cedar Point today, rather then the other way around. Quote
Oldschool75 Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 In the words of Han Solo, Where did you dig up that old fossil? 1 Quote
JTW Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Five and a half year bump... Are you a necromancer? 2 Quote
xXDrummerKiDXx Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 I read this and thought they were bringing back Action Theatre... Quote
DontWantToWait42mar0 Posted July 16, 2013 Posted July 16, 2013 I read this and thought they were bringing back Action Theatre... And Bernie Mac? 1 Quote
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