Hey all. Its me Mr. 3000. I am pleased to announce that next years new show in the action theater is non other than the 2004 mega-blockbuster Mr.3000. Seems they have a new twist on the exiting series. In 2008 you follow the wacky antics of emmy and golden globe award winning actor Bernie Mac "Winner of best actor for his tearjerking performance in Bad santa" As he teaches his daughter Jan Ross (Dakota Fanning) the fundamentals of softball. Sit back and hold on to your seat as Bernie and Dakota Fanning play in the Little Ms Softball world series! But wait! Looks like the rival Softball team coached by the rich and powerful Tairy Greene (John Lovitz) try to buy their way into the championship!

Sit Back. Hold on tight and Play Ball! This summer at Kings Island.

Are there any limits?

--The Interpreter, noting the addition of this site's 3oooth member...

4235th?

Look at the statistics on the front page.

It says 3ooo members....

I thought he was Mr. 2999 at the end of the movie?

Oh.... my.... god....

I just don't have the heart to close this topic...

That was quite an um, creative write-up Mr. 3000.

Ryan, I feel you, lol

That was quite an um, creative write-up Mr. 3000.

Ryan, I feel you, lol

Too much information.

No one should be feeling anyone on this site. It's a family site.

What?!

That movie SUCKED. I'll go watch the Ocean's series if I want to see a good Bernie Mac performance.

This topic is too good to pass up.

And apparently KI Man doesn't get irony.

I thought he was Mr. 2999 at the end of the movie?

Thanks for ruining the movie for those of us who haven't seen it. There should really be a spoiler alert before your post!

LOL sorry but im on the floor laughing. I rather see the 7th portal back in there.

Was it The Cabana Lady that told you this?

This topic is too good to pass up.

Oh man, look whos back!

Wait, then who's the 3,000th member?

(Yay, 58 posts for no reason!)

EDIT:

--The Interpreter, noting the addition of this site's 3oooth member...

Darn!!! I wanted to be the first to notice that!!! ;(

I also liked 7th Portal, and which it would make a comeback. I know this post is being sarcastic, but I really want something to replace Sponge Bob, it's time for it to go.

lol. The action theater is not a 4D place anyways.

And apparently KI Man doesn't get irony.

This made me crack up for 5 minutes straight. Sorry KI Man.

Im sure if you donated the funds for 7th portal to the park, they would consider putting it back in.

Anyone have $10k laying around anywhere?

You know....

I didn't even THINK to look at this topic until I posted about the 3000th member.

Only because, that movie was terrible.

I honestly thought to myself, "Who really gives a $&^T about that movie? Now they are doing some kind of 4D thing? WHY?!?"

Now it all makes sense.

An Action Theater film based on a baseball movie? LAME! LAME! LAME!

Really bummed that this never came to Action Theatre, now all we have is dinosaurs and a stupid haunt. Bring back Bernie Mac!

Oh what could have been...

Had this golden nuggett came to fruition, it would have been Kings Island owning Cedar Point today, rather then the other way around.

In the words of Han Solo, Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Five and a half year bump... Are you a necromancer?

I read this and thought they were bringing back Action Theatre...

I read this and thought they were bringing back Action Theatre...

And Bernie Mac?