Diamondbacker Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 It would be the cheapest food in the park. With your thimble-ful of water, you'd be getting an easy free meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flightoffear1996 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 those fish are small compared to what we catch at a private lake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollerCoasterRoyalty Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I was in line for the Diamondback the year it opened and someone said while looking at the containter of broken cell phones. " Look its the cell phone that i dropped on this ride last year!" I literally looked at my son and said definitely not a coaster enthusiast! SAME RIDE AND SAME PEOPLE We were on the train at the end after the splashdown and the same guy says, " WOW I love Kings Dominion! This is the best park I have ever been to hands down" I turned to him and said "REALLY? You wanna go ride VOLCANO next? He of course replied "SURE" UNREAL!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcgoble3 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I was in line for the Diamondback the year it opened and someone said while looking at the containter of broken cell phones. " Look its the cell phone that i dropped on this ride last year!" I literally looked at my son and said definitely not a coaster enthusiast! SAME RIDE AND SAME PEOPLE We were on the train at the end after the splashdown and the same guy says, " WOW I love Kings Dominion! This is the best park I have ever been to hands down" I turned to him and said "REALLY? You wanna go ride VOLCANO next? He of course replied "SURE" UNREAL!!!! There is no response to that except this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Some things are so bad as to even make a grizzly old rebel yell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CedarPointer Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 It would be the cheapest food in the park. With your thimble-ful of water, you'd be getting an easy free meal. You must have really big fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamondbacker Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 You know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB1 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I have long fingers, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Yes. Eight of them. And two thumbs. Terp, he'll be here all week, folks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB1 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Terpy is a comedian? That has to be the #1 thing a guest has said! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB1 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Guy 1 "Hey look Invertigo is painted blue!" Guy 2"Yeah its been blue since Halloween Haunt" Guy 1"Well i guess i didnt see the new paint in the dark!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CedarPointer Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Does anybody know what chance of rain we are to get friday. i'm looking forward to going to Kings Island but not in the rain. Wouldn't it have been easier to go to Weather.com and look it up herself? Really?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faeriewench Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I mentioned this on my TR post but it still baffles me so it deserves a repeat In line for The Beast: "Wait.... its a wooden coaster?!" yeah man...they painted Beast to look like a woodie. How awesome is that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris33 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 man and woman (husband and wife I'd assume) arguing right out in the open, he says "I'm just not having any fun!" ..... she replies with "it's an amusement park, if you don't have fun here, where do you have fun.. A FUNERAL?!!" hahah it was way too funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I'd have been giggling for a different reason. Not having FUN in a FUN park. Maybe it takes six parks before he has FUN. Some laughs are not universal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastrider97 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 man and woman (husband and wife I'd assume) arguing right out in the open, he says "I'm just not having any fun!" ..... she replies with "it's an amusement park, if you don't have fun here, where do you have fun.. A FUNERAL?!!" hahah it was way too funny! Did she say FUN-eral? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill_Biscuit Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 "I don't want to be up here when that thing goes off!" Guest on Eiffel Tower, pointing at the microwave transmitter (that thing that looks like a gray, sideways saucer on the SW side). And then, there was this logical gem: "All these tall towers got flashin' lights on top of 'em so as they don't run in to each other." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHauntFanatic Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 And then, there was this logical gem: "All these tall towers got flashin' lights on top of 'em so as they don't run in to each other." What?? SMDH!! I mean, where do people come up with this stuff? I just don't understand how this statement would even make sense in their mind. I would hope that they are just joking around, but sadly I doubt he or she really was. I mean, do they think these towers have legs and they move around at night? Ugghhh, just don't get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamondhawk Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I was next to one boy while exiting Flight of Fear who insisted that we only went upside-down one time. And we can't forget about the teenage girl who informed me that Invertigo was new for the 2012 season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcgoble3 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I was next to one boy while exiting Flight of Fear who insisted that we only went upside-down one time. I can see where he's coming from. The first time I rode FOF, I thought there was only one inversion (the one at the end). The first three go by so fast that it's nearly impossible to recognize them unless you know that they're there, and the darkness only makes it harder to recognize them. To someone who's never seen or heard anything about FOF before, I can fully understand how they might think there was only one inversion instead of four. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamondhawk Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Yeah, I guess I forgot how I felt on my first ride. It was way back in 1999. So let's party! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill_Biscuit Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 And then, there was this logical gem: "All these tall towers got flashin' lights on top of 'em so as they don't run in to each other." What?? SMDH!! I mean, where do people come up with this stuff? I just don't understand how this statement would even make sense in their mind. I would hope that they are just joking around, but sadly I doubt he or she really was. I mean, do they think these towers have legs and they move around at night? Ugghhh, just don't get it. I'm sure he meant 'so that aircraft don't run into them,' but was distracted by something. Beats me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CedarPointer Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 And then, there was this logical gem: "All these tall towers got flashin' lights on top of 'em so as they don't run in to each other." Our guests don't surprise me anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB1 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 And then, there was this logical gem: "All these tall towers got flashin' lights on top of 'em so as they don't run in to each other." Our guests don't surprise me anymore. Then you should see Disney World when the roudy South Americans come around, its "Brazil Brazil!" all around the parks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Or Great Advencha. Nearly any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill_Biscuit Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 And then, there was this logical gem: "All these tall towers got flashin' lights on top of 'em so as they don't run in to each other." Our guests don't surprise me anymore. Then you should see Disney World when the roudy South Americans come around, its "Brazil Brazil!" all around the parks. Oh, they're just asking for directions, that's all. Viva Brazil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XGatorHead 8904 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Overheard in line for Mondo Monsoon (formerly Tasmanian Typhoon) on Sunday: "I think it's funny how they built a waterpark near all these heavy duty electrical lines and stuff. I wonder if Kings Island got a discount on the land because of all that stuff being out here." Well, considering that the area was pretty much all farmland when the park's land was purchased, and the electrical needs for the area were nowhere near what it is today, I would say it's pretty safe to assume that the electrical features were not there at the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB1 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 "if a person is japanese, or chinese they speak asian", pointing at the KI trash can logo " that coaster is The Beast" people! I hate my phone as my personal computer when im away from the computer...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdawg1998 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 "if a person is japanese, or chinese they speak asian, pointing at the KI trash can logo " that coaster is The Beast" people! What? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongliveKingsCobra Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I believe he was talking about two separate events: Person A said that if someone is Chinese or Japanese they speak Asian. Person B said that the Roller coaster logo on the trash cans is The Beast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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