I found this image(possibly fake)on twitter

Not only are you supposed to include a link, but without it most of us on mobile cannot read a word of the image...

https://twitter.com/Coaster101/status/619356145908494336 for those that cant read it states new for 2016 worlds first launched wooden coaster with an announcement date of August 26th

Two spelling mistakes in that image, plus the awkward phrasing "World's First Launched Wooden Roller Coaster"...  Fake.

Its so real you dont even know how real it is http://www.simplyhired.com/job/premier-roller-coaster-building-company-hiring-tn-job/rocky-mountain- construction/vhrpmttcv2

Its so real [...]

 

 

 

Few people will get this...

Quite the match...

I am one of the few though

I'd have gotten it if that was Johnny Carson (or even Ed McMahon)... but Gene Rayburn?

 

Spelling errors don't necessarily denote fake or non-professional sources. There have been "occurances" of this before.

 

(See sign in this article).

We'll find out whether it's real or not in a little over a month and a half

http://www.trademarkia.com/shot-rod-86570239.html

 

^Trademark for "SHOT ROD".

 

And supposedly, an official announcement is slated on the 7th of August.

Interesting name. I hope it doesn't disappoint; the nicknames would be hilarious.

That'll be pretty neat to see how that works.

 

I'm amazed with the stuff they come up with.

Its so real you dont even know how real it is http://www.simplyhired.com/job/premier-roller-coaster-building-company-hiring-tn-job/rocky-mountain- construction/vhrpmttcv2

 

I'm not saying that Dollywood isn't getting a coaster in '16, I'm just saying that image was created by someone having too much fun with the developer tools, that's all.  Lorem Ipsum is used on placeholder pages for a reason.

http://www.dollypartonentertainment.com/news/2015/08/07/dollywood-adds-worlds-fastest-wood-roller-coaster-for-2016

Dollywood today announced the addition of Lightning Rod, both the world’s fastest wood coaster and the world’s first launching wood coaster. Set to roll to the starting line in March 2016, Lightning Rod adds another groundbreaking roller coaster to the park’s already impressive portfolio of world-class attractions. The thrilling $22 million ride also marks the single largest attraction investment in The Dollywood Company’s history.

http://www.dollywood.com/themepark/rides/LightningRod teaser video and pictures

Its so real [...]

Few people will get this...

Dumb Dora wouldn't get it. You're right, very few younger than the baby boomers would get it. Great show that I would not have known about without watching it with my parents on GSN.

Im waiting for a park to purchase one of these toppler track RMC coasters and market it as a Steel coaster. Probably ensue a couple lawsuits tho.