The way they looked on the season passes.

If they would smile it would not look as bad.

While i was sitting at the greeter position at Beast someone got all mad and said that the height sign was not 48" even though we measured it that morning ? I dont get it

The dippin dots are too cold.

The dippin dots are too cold.

WOW thats pretty bad I mean it is ICE cream in a timy ball and everything

On 2003 opening day I heard 2 grown men that looked like they were in there 40's complaining that they didnt get a prize after getting a high score on SDATHC.

That was me and BoddaH.

That was me and BoddaH.

You're 40?

heh heh no..

Someone was upset that we hadnt had our tape measure calibrated. Who the heck calibrates a tape measure. It was brand new last year.

It was a steming hot day and In heard a grown woman complaining about the water being to cold to be drank

How stupid is that.

Wow i thought i had a good one till i heard some of these...lol the dippin dots are to cold...thats funny...the worst ive heard is some one that says..."wow SOB was rough" then cause the line is short they ride 4 more times

This is my new funny/stupid complaint... Wow that is really high

When I was working at Vortex last year I was hieght checking a kid and he was about 3 inches too short. I told his father that he was too short to ride and that we were sorry for the inconvience. The childs father said they rode the day before and I didn't know what I was doing. At that time it was preseason and we were closed during the week. I told him that we were closed they day before, and all he did was complain the whole way out the exit.

The funniest complaint i ever heard was The SOB shouldn't be so high it's a son.

That was from some old woman look about 60.

kids are usually taller and bigger and whatever else than there parents...its a very slow evolution chain... I am the biggest person in my family...they all very small compared to me. So it should be the same for beast, Son of Beast, and maybe some day Beast III

"What? You mean Tomb Raider isn't a rollercoaster? I've been waiting in this line for 45 minutes!"

(Guest leaves line in anger, refusing to go on "some dumb indoor ride")

Person filed a complaint because we threw them out for line jumping.

Person filed a complaint because we threw them out for line jumping.

i remember that day steve-o.... that was some fun stuff man

I was working greeter and I asked a ceartin lady to get behind the yellow line while the ride is in motion. She complained to one of my sups about it, I think. Lady, we do that for your safety. Please follow the rules.

~S~

One that had me laughing for quite awhile was last thursday when i rode The Beastie with my 3 year old it was some rather heavy lady that said i guess theese seat belts were not designed for us fat people she was so big she was not allowed to ride due to the belt not fitting

One that had me laughing for quite awhile was last thursday when i rode The Beastie with my 3 year old it was some rather heavy lady that said i guess theese seat belts were not designed for us fat people she was so big she was not allowed to ride due to the belt not fitting

Unfourtunately, that happens all the time. I hate it when we have to turn big people down, because they can't fit in the seat, but what else could we do?

My thoughts were safety comes first get over it lady

This one goes out to all of the staff members on all of the sites:

Person: "Why are you taking pictures/filming?"

Me: ::Tells them about PKIC:::

Person: "Oh, so you work for Kings Island?"

Me: "No, I work for Best Buy, I just do this other stuff for fun."

Person: "Oh, that must be tough having two jobs, but you probably make a lot of money"

Me: "No, I don't get paid for this."

Person: "Oh, so you volunteer at Kings Island"

Me: "No, not exactly. I don't work for Kings Island at all"

Person: "Then why are you taking pictures"

-== Read through the dialogue about 4 more times and you'll understand how the coversation perpetuates.

I have been standing in line for 2 hours, and you want me to belive you, that Drop Zone drop's.

Even though I do not work at PKI apparently someone thought I did and told me that we need to cut down a lot more trees because it was too shady and he did not have enough sun.

How crazy is that.

"I got wet on Congo Falls!"

"Why haven't they made Top Gun longer?"

"They didn't tell me that the Drop Zone was going to drop without warning!"

Person filed a complaint because we threw them out for line jumping.

i remember that day steve-o.... that was some fun stuff man

This was last year - before you worked there.

I just thought of another one. What are are these cartoon characters walking around?

Best one I have ever heard ... "I want to sit this way so I dont have to look down on the hill" Lady On Face/Off, Shame on humanity for that dumb statement.

"We came all the way here from California just to ride this ride, and you say my kid isn't tall enough?" -random woman at Zephyr

Oh yes, Zephyr is our main attraction!