Hank Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Drop Zone tower gets stuck on top with you on it! Lose whole day at PKI but collect own free PKI-opoly game at gift shop on way out of park late that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenageninja Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 "You can't count to 50 without a clicker, advance directly to Delirium and pay the bank 25 dollars for stupidity." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZosoBeast Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 "During Beastbuzz, instead of taking pictures of the park, spend entire day taking pictures of PKICentral staff. Find a monkey. Lose a turn and what little dignity you have left" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubaman Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 "Tomb Raider breaks down while you are on it. You really have to pee. Sucks to be you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Rider Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 "Tomb Raider breaks down while you are on it. You really have to pee. Sucks to be you." pay $10 for a new PKIC emblazoned Thong, since that is the only underwear left available... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliriumDreamer Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 "You've just found yourself in the middle of an amusement park soap opera. Go back two spaces and try to save your sanity and your ego." "Congratulations! You've just convinced your pki-newb friend that Son of Beast is the best ride in the park. The bad news is, they haven't ridden it yet and you just bet them 10 dollars that they'll like it. Roll a die. If it lands on an odd number, pay the person with the least amount of property ten dollars for your loss. If it lands on an even number, they pay you ten dollars for your ORP." "A ride operator catches you smoking in their line. Go back to start, do not collect 200 dollars." "Your PKI season's pass just got upgraded to gold! Move ahead one space, and take advantage of that free Fearfest admission!" "You ask an employee walking by when the dolphin show starts. Move back a space." "A ride operator catches you trying to buckle in your enormously huge stuffed animal into the seat next to you. Lose a turn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenageninja Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 "You sit on top of a restraint, lose a turn." [Admin Removed Comment] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 "After much fighting, your friends finally force you to ride Drop Zone. To make things worse, you have a panic attack on the ride, and curl up into a fetal position next to a wall after getting off. Lose a turn." Ouch! "A ride operator catches you trying to buckle in your enormously huge stuffed animal into the seat next to you. Lose a turn." I have a really funny photo if you ever want to see it. Ooooh I got one. You drive 4 1/2 hours to PKI and they close the park early, at 12 noon, because of mid 40 degree temperatures, high wind and rain. To get your fix, you ride Boa Squeeze. Pay 50 dollars to the bank for your ACE membership, and have something to look back and laugh about for years to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill_Biscuit Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 You get caught in Action Zone with a handful of 3D glasses from SBSP3D; pay $50 per pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkikid Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 you actually get on The Racer when its racing. Roll the dice! if the TOTAL comes up odd, your train loses and you must pay each player $25.00 -- if it comes up even, your train wins and they all pay YOU $25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cewldre Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 You get caught in Action Zone with a handful of 3D glasses from SBSP3D; pay $50 per pair. I love those people. Walking around with the 3D goggles on. If I see em, I grab em from em. Anyways, "You ask where the monorail is for the jungle safari. Lose 5 turns while trying to find it's entrance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I hate drawing the card that says - take a walk on the boardwalk - when someones got a freaking hotel on it. I love Monopoly though - have played regular, millenium edition, star wars, star trek and astronomy editions. I need to get the PKI edition if they still have it next year. Here is one... "You are promoted to Rides Operations Manager. Pay each player 100 dollars." I got Cedar Point-Opoly 3 years ago and i went there the year after i got it and they still had it in stock so i am sure they will have this instock for a long long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Ok I got one. "Got caught exiting and getting back in line for Top Gun after the PA system announced the park was closed. For every time ou land on Top Gun pay every person 200$ for getting them sent to Security." when you get this card everybody goes to security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIemployeeforlife Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 "you ask an usher when the 5:30 show is. Move back 3 spaces for asking that question" "You ask where the smurf ride is. Pay each player $25." "You complain about almost everything the park does. Pay each player $15 and get smacked by each one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRTR Guy Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Caught inside the Dippn' Dot Depot when its closed. Go directly to security. Caught on the back road taking pictures of SOB, causing it to shut down, Security drives you back to The Vortex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenageninja Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 I was planning on saying that Bobby, nice show. "You ride the Kings Island and Miami Railroad to Boomerang Bay, advance token to Boomerang Bay, if property is not owned you may purchase it, if it is owned pay that player double the rent." "You ride the Kings Island and Miami Railroad when Boomerang Bay is not open, lose 2 turns." "Your daughter is too short to ride The Vortex and she rode it earlier that day, you attack the ride-op advance directly to security do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars." "You get caught parking in employee parking and you don't work in the park, advance directly to security do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars, and pay 50 dollars to get your car out of impound." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Caught on the back road taking pictures of SOB, causing it to shut down, Security drives you back to The Vortex. I heard about that happening this summer. Only there were 3 people down there - the employee and two guests. The guests were later apprehended - as they were the reason SOB shut down. But still - what a dolt! "You visit PKICentral every day, and make serious posts that contribute to positive discussion. Pay 50 dollars for membership to the PKI Fanboy club." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bowser Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Your daughter is too short to ride The Vortex and she rode it earlier that day The sad thing is that has happened to my cousin and I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZosoBeast Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Caught on the back road taking pictures of SOB, causing it to shut down, Security drives you back to The Vortex. I know who that is!! hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Man those guyts must be real fanatics of PKI. I am a big fan and i wouldnt even go that far. Well let me rephrase that i might go that far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB_TOM Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Or you could ask the right people..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Bombay Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Caught on the back road taking pictures of SOB, causing it to shut down, Security drives you back to The Vortex. I hate it when high ranking officers in a rebelious alien space navy are accused of doing what stupid guests do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deidre1976 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 "You ride the Kings Island and Miami Railroad when Boomerang Bay is not open, lose 2 turns." I love the train at dusk in the early spring.......my little one naps and it gives her a little more energy to continue till we go home. Advance token to the MV Railroad collect 10$ from every player who doesn't wanna hear your kid cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubaman Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Advance token to the MV Railroad collect 10$ from every player who doesn't wanna hear your kid cry. Give the person who keeps their kid from crying $50 as a thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pkirocker77 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Get in line for Italian Job. It breaks down. You wasted 30 Minutes in line. Lose your next turn, and hope that it reopens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenageninja Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Here's a good one "You get in line for Tomb Raider and wait 2 hours, it breaks down while you are in pre-show. You decide to wait it out, every turn roll a die if it comes up with an odd number you roll again and take that turn if it rolls odd you lose that turn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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