A couple time at the Phanton Theatre, I would keep asking the employees where the Smurf ride was. They would usually alway reply by saying "The Smurfs are dead" or "Their gone". I think one time an employee told me that "Papa Smurf get too power hungry and had to be remove".
On Adventure Express, in the tunnel I would make fun of the statue god. With his you will be pay line. Which I reply, how much. Everybody started laughing to once I said this.