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It's also crazy to think that at the time that The Racer was considered the "main attraction" of the park in terms of coasters. Just ask Mike Brady.

Old woman in the picture: "Oh sweetie lets ryyyde the dye-uh-mund-back be-for they add dah seat belts. I hewred it terr-uh-bub-lee affects the cuh-pass-it- tea of da ride."

That's all my fridge is going to be. Kings Island fudge pops and Miller High Life. I'll see you kids on the train this summer. Choo. Choo.

I like your attitude. Seriously, go for those buckeyes on International Street. The satisfying taste replaces the loneliness in my soul. You won't even notice the lingering depression and regret. I'm kidding, maybe.

Seriously, fudge is the only thing my ex would buy me at the park last year. Stuff was delicious. Now that she's gone, more fudge for me! Aha! The single life...

"Your honor, we believe the defendant has been posting false information about WindSeeker being down during the operation season of 2014.It is true that he is only 14 years old but we take this stuff very seriously". Judge replies," Guilty! I hereby sentence you to no Banshee rides for 30 days, and no Banshee twist, as matter of fact your band from Action Zone just for having green hair!" G, I hope this post doesn't get deleted as well, the one that did was probably the most serious, honest to God truth I have ever posted on this sight, but I get it, I truly get it. We must bow before the almighty Kings Island PR. Hahahahaha. Green hair. I get it. Best post of the thread.

What a foreign concept. I'd have to agree.

$5,000? Was it previously owned by Jesus?

I voted for John Stamos. Thanks, pal.

No John Stamos? You guys have disappointed me.

Could I get someone a nice glass of whine?

Ha. Nipply.

He's on to us, boys. Time to lay low for a while.

Fanny packs don't matter. You get the ladies with your coaster counts anyway ...

Pics or it didn't happen, Greg.

That paint looks darn good.

Name the ride John Stamos and be done with it.

I'm thinking about spending a lot of time at Coney this summer. Love that place.

This is more exciting than the Return of the McRib.

Giant Top Spins "crush" my future family heritage. Have Laura Croft raid that. ( with or without Cryptic/thematic elements.)

Here's a few ideas: -Put a Ferris Wheel in the location now occupied by the Action Theatre. The place has seen better days, and Kings Island doesn't have a Ferris Wheel. How is this? - Get our old/a new set of Flyers for the old Flight Commander spot. I know how much we all enjoy the DA Party Patio, but life is about making sacrifices. - Build some kind of water ride in place of KIC's favorite box over in Rivertown. (Get it? A water ride in Rivertown? There used to be some back there. A nice lake, too.) You know, a nice water ride where you're not soaked by a large trundled mammal. Or any mammal for that matter. - Update and/or overhaul Boo Blasters. It's time for a nice, quality, non- shoot 'em up style dark ride. Whether or not this is a "haunted house" or not doesn't really matter. - Do something with the thematic elements of our beloved train. I don't think we'll ever see a show again, but I can't imagine a little sprucing up would be all that difficult. Make the train more than just a mode of transportation. It deserves much better. This ones a little crazier and doesn't fall under the category of "ride," but what the hell: Complety overhaul International Street and Octoberfest. Give International Steet it's international back. I mean, geez. Look at it. It's a pathetic shell of what it once was or what it could be. Make it like a mini version of the World Showcase at Epcot. Bring in different foods, shops, etc. And for the love of what ever diety you subscribe to, change the soundtrack. Get the International Restaurant up to par with current saftey and disability regulations and USE it. We have seen how well our first sit down joint worked, so this seems like a no brainer to me. High quality food, speciality drinks, excellent service, you name it. Yea, it'll be pricey, but it would be a worthwhile experience. Same goes for Oktoberfest. Bring some German flair back to the area. The Festhaus needs and overhaul in every sense of the word. Take the Hofbrahaus (spelling?) in Newport. That place is packed. The food is great and the atmosphere is even better. Its a blast. Bring something like that to the park. Make the day memorable. In short, make Oktoberfest German. It could be a wonderfully unique experience instead of a few rides and food you can get elsewhere in the park. All of these attractions all contribute to that concept of "the best day of the summer." Why? Because its something that the whole family could enjoy, and that is something that Kings Island is lacking if you want my opinion. What's my grandpa going to do if I take him to the park? As of now, not a whole lot. That should change. If it seems like I'm being critical, I guess it because I am. It's only because I'm passionate about the park.

Why are some of you so hell-bent on squeezing coasters in everywhere? Believe it or not, other rides can be built in an amusement park. Unrealistic.

Charlie Parker: The Ride. One can dream.

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Televisions you say. Dancing and singing cats, I say.