AZ Kinda Guy

Refund what? Last I checked this was a free site... And your an idiot.

This downtime is simply unacceptable. I want a refund.

My ideal thrill ride involves a bulldozer and Son of Beast.

And your degree in structural engineering is where?... Who would have thought? Nails being used on a wood coaster... Idiot

Grrrrrrrr....It's not a gondola. It's a "magnetic frame car" or "chair ring".

Haha...Seriously though, it's a good idea.

Originally, we were supposed to go to DollyWood awhile back but instead, we went to Niagra Falls and Six Flags Darien Lake. Reason being Dolly had some sold out concerts at the park that weekend so we skipped and went elsewhere seeing how we went back in the Spring. So the time came around for the group to head to DollyWood. Hey we had free tickets and we drive there and back in one day so why the hell not? The group this time consisted of myself, my fly lady Sarah, Lonnie, Chris and his girlfriend Rachel. We left Cincy around 5 AMish and arrived in Dolly parking lot around 11:30 AM. What's not to say? The place is just great. Great rides, ultra friendly staff, and just a welcome atmosphere. Be warned though, this IS NOT a ride park. It's a show park. For now anyways. However, that in no way tarnishes the parks atmosphere. I can't imagine this place losing focus on what it does best, and that is the atmosphere and it's shows. Don't be fooled though, the rides they do have kick some pretty good ass. Two awesome coasters, a nice coaster/dark ride, and a nice collection of flat rides. The coasters, ThunderHead and Tennessee Tornado are two awesome coasters. Tennessee Tornado is still smooth as glass even after a few years and it definately hasn't lost it's sensation of speed. It's sad this was the last of the Arrow loopers seeing how they got it right this time. ThunderHead has not lost it's touch one bit and we even got an insane, cold as frick night ride. Sorry folks, it's still better than Beast and the night ride was better than any night ride I've got on Beast. All in all, a great time with great friends. See ya next year Dolly! Heres the pics Note: Once clicking the link, just click the DollyWood album. Let me know what you think of the pics!

Haha...Not everyone

Not really Ryan seeing how I'm the best...If not me, then definately that Darren Mullins guy. He's a winner.

I have a nice car and I've been to SEVERAL different amusement parks as well. Yet, I've been laid. So that argument won't work.

Amen Diana!!

Ten bucks says he's never been laid.

Whatever man. You said it yourself... "Closer inspection from The Beast showed that it was indeed missing the lift chain."

They do have "tours." I called the plant to inquire on information reguarding a essay on industrial safety and they invited me in for a tour inside the place. So yes, they do, but not to sit there and drool over some coaster track. Which is what you would be doing.

That's an understatement....I'd go more along the lines of orgasmic.

Does PKI care about capacity? Yes, they do. Will they actually do anything to improve capacity? No.

::Aaron puts bullhorn to mouth:: Please remove lips from the cheek and step away from the ass.

LOL...Frickin hillairious!

Any smileys that say The Beast is overrated?

Too many of the same thing is my biggest complaint.

They were too busy playing Solitare.

I dunno Derek...SOB was built pretty shotty so it wouldnt surprise me if thats how it really turned out after they stepped back and looked at it after they were done. "Hey Bill come here....Does this look right to you?"

The parking lot please.

Well the reason I say that is because when I visited the park back in July, it wasn't bad at all. The place was clean, nice collection of rides, and the employees weren't bad either. So I'm just a little surprised to see the numbers go down when a better than average park adds a mutli-million dollar roller coaster.

How does everyone know my last name? Yes, I am still the moron police.