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What if it's a lie just so people can go "Oh no! We need to get our passes now before everybody else gets them!" perfect marketing strategy.... I think KI's best kept secret are the posters in the Thrill Seekers store. I got a Family Guy poster there for $8, and they have a ton of cool other posters.

I am also somewhat disappointed with Haunt this year, but it is not a high budget thing, like Universal Studios' Horror Nights (or whatever they are called). They could add more scareactors in the mazes, such as Club Blood, Slaughterhouse, and Urgent Scare, and scrap mazes that are just plain bad (Mysteria, Cut Throat Cove, CornStalkers, etc.). Like you said OP, they are going for quantity not quality. Instead of adding mazes that stink (except I loved Holiday Horror), they need to spend time on designing a great maze that will blow everyone's minds and do this once every two years so it is more quality, not quantity. Also, the lack of fear zones don't bother me. There is still a ton of fog and scary music playing around the park, along with Halloween decorations - too many people scaring guests would drive them out of the park!

Uh - oh. And the SOB rumors begin!

I'm actually happy to hear that! Go Flight Deck!

Wow, I heard it was REALLY bad yesterday with crowds. I went yesterday, and it was ridiculously packed. A lot of people are complaining about apparently the attendance being very high! I feel bad for the people that went for the day (GP)....that must have sucked.

This song for Holiday Horror creeps me out...

^Yup, I went today for coasters but....nah. It was like Taste of Chicago (for those who know what that is like).

It's actually strange how the crowds work out. 7PM: Packed, hour wait for Diamondback, Beast, and forty five minute waits for all mazes 8PM: ^Same 9PM: ^Same 10PM: AZ completley dies down, five minute wait for Club Blood and no wait for Wolf Pack, fifteen minute wait for Slaughterhouse 11PM: Coney Maul is crowded, half hour wait for Massacre Manor and Mysteria 12AM: A lot of people leave, no crowds 1AM: Close

^It was? I went, while it was not crowded, it was not dead for me! Waited half hour - forty five minutes for most mazes.

So, I went last night, and I have some very surprising maze reviews. Mysteria - It was.....GOOD! I can't believe I am saying this. It was actually above average. The fog almost blinded you last night and the people blended into walls and curtains. I got scared a lot, surprisingly. It redeemed itself! 7/10 Wolf Pack - Another redeeming for a maze. So much scarier this time! It was also really gross, and there were a lot more actors inside. 7/10 Later I will post the other mazes I did.....

It's in the area where the Hall of Fame is, silly!

As in, we liked the ones people have been giving bad reviews to? (for whatever reason) or are they just typed weird? As in, the ones I love you thought were O.K. and the ones that I thought were terrible you thought were good. hah.

It is A WALKTHROUGH. Jeesh people. It's really not that hard to understand. I am not just talking to you. Sorry for getting snappy, but you guys, it's not a hard concept. Woah! Lol! Yah, I know, it's just all over the place, people asking what NA is.

I know it's an opinion, but wow, a lot of your maze reviews are so....weird! Just kidding....possibly...

It is A WALKTHROUGH. Jeesh people. It's really not that hard to understand. I am not just talking to you. Sorry for getting snappy, but you guys, it's not a hard concept.

I somehow found this topic, and saw this post.... ....whoa.

My friend and I went last night, and I was about ready to leave because of him. In every maze, he would say, "You're not scary dude!" or get up close to their face and act like he was scarier than them. While he thought it was funny, it really isn't. It makes you look like a fool. Actually, some older kids did make fun of him for doing so. I know you guys don't care, but I had to vent somehwere...

That's exactly how it is. I thought it was a long train ride, and that was the whole Haunt. Guess not...

My other mazes for the night: And I didn't put them in order of time because...I don't know. Massacre Manor (twice) - Did this twice because it was 12:45 and everyone was leaving! Surprisingly, at such a late hour, it was a lot scarier than Friday night during the most crowded part of the night. There was no realtor in the beginning of it though...that ruined it somewhat. 8/10 Urgent Scare - Not as good as on Friday, definitley. There weren't as many scareactors and it was really dark for some reason, and you couldn't see too well. Disappointed, but still my top because of the funny lines the people say. 7/10 Club Blood - First one of the night at exactly 7. It was alright, it was really dark just like Urgent Scare and a lot of the people that scared you were hidden. It is still fun to mess with the girls in it, and is still a very fun maze, but not too scary. 7/10 Slaughterhouse, Wolf Pack, Cornstalkers, + Mysteria on the above post! Overall, Saturday night wasn't as good as Friday - besides Slaughterhouse scaring the heck outta me! Rankings (as of 10/1/11): #1. Slaughterhouse #2. Massacre Manor #3. Urgent Scare #4. Holiday Horror #5. Club Blood #6. CarnEVIL #7. Wolf Pack #8. Cornstalkers #9. Tombstone Terror-tory #10. Mysteria

Went last night, four more reviews! Mysteria - I have no clue what the heck this is. It was boring, disturbing, and absolutley not scary. I also have no clue what Kings Island was thinking when they came up with this. It has got to be one of the freakiest (as in weird) and most disturbing things I have ever experienced, no joke. 1/10 Slaughterhouse - Wow, just wow. So much better than last year. This is the first maze I have been genuinely scared. Chainsaws, meat cleavers, gore, strobe lights, and a whole bunch of scares puts this maze at #1 on my list. I couldn't even do it twice it was so scary! 10/10 Cornstalkers - Reminded me a lot of Tombstone Terror-Tory. Repetitive, VERY repetitive. The first couple scares were good (scarecrows camouflaging into the walls), but as you went through it it got more predictable. Also, the location still doesn't work out because you can hear the crowds of people outside it. It ruins the feeling of it. 4/10. Wolf Pack - Another disappointment of the night. As soon as I walked in I thought, "Wow, this looks cool." but the scares just weren't delivered right. The theme was great, and there are a LOT of places a wolf could hide. Instead, they were in the middle just walking around, getting in your face, and growling at you. Kind of like Mysteria....4/10 All I have left to review is Cut Throat Cove, but it always has way too long of a line. Hopefully I'll do it before close! I will post an actual trip report from last night in a few minutes.

What Terpy said. @Jason B, that kind of stinks. I love that part!

Urgent Scare did have the elevator effect when I went last night. In fact, there were strobe lights, several scareactors, and it felt like the room was moving. Maybe they didn't do it for you. Edit: Oh and I also agree with you about the name of Nightmare Alley. It's themed to a carnival, right? Nightmare Alley sounds nothing like that! They should change the area to CarnEVIL, and change the name of the maze.

My first time going this year was great, I got in 5 mazes in three hours! I may be going again tonight, and next week, so I will add on until I do all of the mazes! Holiday Horror - So much fun! It wasn't as scary as it was funny, and very nicely themed. President's Day made me laugh like crazy, and you'll see why. In Valentine's Day, there was Cupid, and in the beginning of it they even had New Year's. Not the scariest, I mean, there were some little jumps, but a lot of fun. 8/10 Urgent Scare - I have never done this maze in my life. But it was great! The gore and blood was outdone (in a good way) and some nasty things occurred. Semi-scary maze, in my opinion, but very funny, bloody, and very "cool"! 9/10 Club Blood - Eh, it was alright this year. It seemed better last year. It was a lot less scary. Only a few jumps, and not enough scareactors in my opinion. There is one part that will always get me - *spoiler* the motorcycle part in the beginning, that made me jump five feet! 7/10 Tombstone Terror-Tory - Terrible. They did not make effective use of woods and trees, instead, every five feet was a big box with a person hiding behind it. So predictable, and not scary at all. I mean, the first few boxes scared me, but it got way too repetitive. And the train was really dumb to, kind of pointless. Skip. 3/10 CarnEVIL - Once again, another maze that was a lot of fun more than scary. Everything glows in the dark, there are disorienting tunnels, bubbles, and several clowns (not enough, same problem with Club Blood). There could have been a lot more scares in it. 7/10 Massacre Manor - My favorite maze last year is my second favorite this year. It's just your typical haunted house, which is why it's good. A lot of unexpected jumps, and has a good story behind it. You must do this if you go to get the full haunted house experience! 9/10 My Rankings (as of 9/30/11) 1. Urgent Scare 2. Massacre Manor 3. Holiday Horror 4. Club Blood 5. CarnEVIL 6. Tombstone Terror-tory Rankings (in terms of scariness) 1. Massacre Manor 2. Urgent Scare 3. Club Blood 4. Holiday Horror 5. CarnEVIL 6. Tombstone Terorr-tory What was your favorite/last favorite?

I went tonight, and the crowds were very light earlier in the night, then by 9pm it got pretty crowded, with a half hour wait for most mazes.

So, do you think it's bad weather or not to go to Kings Island tonight? The rain has only a 30% chance, so I wouldn't worry about that.