DegenRider Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 (edited) Disclaimer This is all in good fun. Please finish all food or drink before reading as you may laff(not really) so hard (yeah right) that you will choke on some chicken. My time machine is © myself and I. Note to mods this is a Aaron apporved posting! Void where prohibited. tires must be rotated every 200,0000 years to keep your deposit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now last week I said I would travel back to 72 and I did. After looking around for old money I went back to 72 and arrived at opening day at then known Kings Island. There was a parade and everything it was pretty cool. The characters around the park looked like crap though. I paid my admission (5 bucks!) and went in. The place looks really weird without season pass processing and face/off. International street is REALLY diffrent. The walkways arent just crappy astphalt either its really nice. The trees are so tiny and decorated well. The shops have alot of diffrent stuff in them. Salt and pepper shakers. Tea sets and other stuff you would never see today tops the list. No UDF either. I make my way down into Coney Island. Its like a diffrent area here. The flat rides are diffrent and oh so much fun. The area is a bit small though and not seeing Vortex or action theater is oddity. Time is short So I Board blue racer (whats known as racer backwards today). The buzzbars are a tight fit as usual but OMG this is one sweet ride with no dividers or head rests. The air on there is barnon the best I' have ever had. I head into rivertown. Not much here. Place is really small theres a canoe ride a walking trail and KMLF and thats about it. Canoe ride sucks people were as lazy in the 70's as today. My shirt struck up some attention though as I was going though the park because well no one has ever heard of Six Flags in these parts. They thought the hang on to your hat was funny. My shorts caught them as odd as well because they were cargo shorts and well there diffrent from what they had. lucky my shoes were not noticed. I then go to the tower and go up all 3 levels! its really neat on the 2nd observation deck. Boy theres nothing around here either. Lots of farmland and LOTS OF woods. I then head to the happy land of hana barbara where I ride scooby doo and dark ride.The stuff was weak compared to today I looked really REALLY bored while the others where ooh ahh! Not much else I can ride here but it looks diffrent again the characters were crappy. Now onto octoberfest. The ride selection here is amazing. Der kegger spinners ect ect Man this place was diffrent its a hole now. Its about 6pm now I have one more thing to do before I leave. SYNCHING SEIBERT JEFFERY GO NOW! Jeff is a cute baby. Now heres a suprise hes not in a tie! Its time to go now. 3....2.....1........*insert big budget movie effects* oh crapola somthing aint right here. ME: pardon me what year is it. Random person: its 1994 you loon! ME: oh just checking. Im now in 1994! The star Trek earth tour is here . Im gonna get a photo. I have just realised the grievious error I made. I am in front of MYSELF! My aunt and uncle are there. This is bad VERY VERY bad! Oh no *insert big movie effects* thus I dissapear again! I am gone! BEEP BEEP BEEP Me at 11am: what the bloodly he... Why is the time machine blinking! Maybe I should look Myself trapped in interdiemsional portal Hey Idiot somthing happens today I think its the thunder storms NO STAR TREK! with that everything fizzles out to black. I Must save myself I must put somthing on over my boxers! I do everything exacly as I did before but! I dont get my picture taken WHUT ERMALALALPHELAD woah that umm hurt. Now I have 1 more mission! lets go ahead 5 years Yogi Our lovely escort has been imprsioned for downloading the weird AL MP3 Couch Potato. Not only has he been jailed but this is a offence with a punishemnt thats a bit odd. Today is is when the sentance is carried out! two men that look exactly the same have him. He has been hooked up to a odd looking machine. Bots: you have messed with the matrix now we have you! ROY: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME! *his body is compressed into a data stream. His screams sound like a modem. and then he is placed in the net where he will never die just to go on the net for all etnerinty! Bots: Get him!| ME: Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Neo: Get down Me: Okay! *gets down to a funy beat which confuses the bots and neo for a min or two while I run* I believe its time to GO! What a very weird thing that was. Neo: You know you can stop the matrix from forming WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM!? Neo: Sorry but make sure this ROY gets a legit copy of that CD. VERY BAD things will happen! If it doesn't! like the matrix forming right? Neo: yes. SO if he buys the Cd you don't exist neo: yes *in bill and ted fashon* return of yogi will win a free copy of the cd on the 20th that I bought for him. neo: You did nothing NOOOOOOO!!! *sounds like a modem now* Thats it for this installment of random stuff in time! Edited January 1, 1970 by sobrider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 I am confused and scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantStopCabron Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Yeah, you REALLY lost me there. I thought you were going back to 72, but then you were in 94, and then somewhere else at an execution. Wow man, that's crazy. You've had WAY too much coffee for one day. It was fun though, I admit. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inraider Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 huh??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pki_guy Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 For health reasons, dont sniff household products such as glue or markers... LOL. Crazy story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dino2003 Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Um Yeah..sure..um whatever!True PKI_GUY LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browntggrr Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 TOO MUCH TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return_of_Yogi Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I knew it was a bad idea...........wow, all those times I didn't sniff glue, or eat paint chips sure helped me......but you..thats another story.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 I attempted to do a bill and ted spoof and Matrix in one. The next one will be coherant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielRadsgrl Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 IM BLONDE, I dont get it your messing with my brain. WOW that was complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenGhost2003 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 The Matrix(Movies) Are Overrated in my Opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inraider Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 (edited) Overrated? I think they are a little UNDERrated. Edited January 1, 1970 by Inraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 *Has been searching for a legit version of Couch Potato on Kazaa for days* Good story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 You could be the one that drives weird al Finally mad! CRAP TIME HAS BEEN ALTERED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 (edited) Overrated? I think they are a little UNDERrated. How do you Figure that one? Underated? the matrix movie(s) are popular even if i dont give a Rats A** for them i agree with GreenGhost there overrated i think i will stay with X-men2 thank you very much....Great Story...So Werid Al gone mad FUNNY! Edited January 1, 1970 by Scooby_Doo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobgun Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 sobrider just want to know if you fit in the the rides in 1972 we know you cant now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 (edited) Yeah big cool dude who works at skyfler they fit me just fine. much more liberal Edited January 1, 1970 by sobrider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielRadsgrl Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 How did we start with the matrix just wondering, all the sudden someone said the matirx are overateed in my opinion, ??? the matrix FREAKS ME OUT anyway whats up with the matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantStopCabron Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 I thought Weird Al WAS a madman. Did anyone actually WATCH the Running With Scissors DVD. Man that was messed. Beware... the MATRIX has you. "Naw, I know all about it. I've seen the movie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Yes, I did see that! I thought it was funny! Especially the Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches!!! If you have seen UHF (one of the best comedies of all time), then you know all about twinkie wiener sandwiches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pki_guy Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Now that was a great movie. I love the CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKIDelirium Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 What happens to me in the future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted May 30, 2003 Share Posted May 30, 2003 didn't we already have a topic on the furure? And when will we have another time warp? I liked them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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