Dumbest Ride?

[Colonel_SoB_fan]

^ Then go to Orlando.

[MDMC01]

I like most rides but Thunder Alley definitely comes to mind, only because you drove around in an oval, which can get old after a few rounds. Also, the seats were very unusual.

Edit: I thought WindSeeker was really lame the first time I rode it, but now it's just a nice break from the action.

[CoastersRZ]

Slingshot less thrilling than watching paint dry? Are we talking about Slingshot at Kings Island? Between Skyflyer and slingshot, I would pick Slingshot as the more intense and thrilling ride. I definitely have enjoyed my couple of rides on it. (I only spent $5 to do it each time I have done it, and I think it is worth $5).

[The Interpreter]

Experiences vary. I find the Dodgem at Kings Island far more exhilarating and thrilling than Slingshot. And any park bench. No forces, no fun, one and done.

[CoastersRZ]

Wow. That is true. Exactly! The Dodgems at Kings Island are run so slow these days, that there isn`t even much point to ride them.

[The Interpreter]

And yet, as I said, I find Dodgem more thrilling than Slingshot. Experiences vary.

[DontWantToWait42mar0]

Dodgem may go slow, but if you put your weight into it, you can give someone a real thump!

[jcgoble3]

Experiences vary. I find the Dodgem at Kings Island far more exhilarating and thrilling than Slingshot. And any park bench. No forces, no fun, one and done.

This exactly. I guess Slingshot is one of those where you either love it or hate it. I know a few people that have said that Slingshot is the scariest ride in the park. Others agree with me and Terpy. It seems there's no in-between.

[SonofBaconator]

Congo falls: no theming, no excitement, the only time you get soaked is when you are on the observation bridge. It doesn't belong in the Action Zone so send it to Soak City

[jdawg1998]

I just hate Congo Falls because of its slow, slow, buildup to the non-exciting drop. I wish we had something like Pilgrim's Plunge (sorry, Girafica), with a fast lift, and an exciting drop.