The Interpreter

Welcome, TheChosenCoaster, to KIC!

And SOB's announcement: "Welcome to The Son of Beast..."

That's the phenomenon that brought down the Kings Island sign years ago.

And counts Racer as one....

The park has long included it as a coaster...

Welcome to KIC!

Not all. I's behaving.

And it affects us all. More than once, you've corrected me, and you've been right. I appreciate that. It's important to have history right.

14 - 3 = 12? That's not what I was taught back in Caintuckee. Terp -- who learns the darnest things here.

$5 for a day at the waterpark currently. And the amusement park was closed the days the waterpark now will be.

It would be for Woman, too.

There IS a sign advising the road is a private road.

...even if they didn't know it.

And get better, tastier, higher quality food served up with a smile...

I've been thinking that all night!

What if it were the subjunctive? Terp--who likes to ask questions.

...probably erected by the park.

Lack of public access to get to the park is also doubtless a factor.

And Batman and Robin: The Chiller was far more violent with OTSR's than FoF ever thought of being. Also a NJFTP attraction, now gone. See also the Messrs Freeze back then. Ouch!

To most, perception IS reality.

Given my history, you aren't going to find me running in a park. You'd sooner find me riding with my hands up. Like that'd ever happen. Or taking pictures with a cellphone in a park. Uh-huh.

Foam? What foam?

5-1 is far, far smoother than 7-1. It is the seat around which Ron Toomer designed his coasters.

It's the coaster I've ridden most this year.... It's not even close.

It's still worlds smoother than dearly departed Great American Scream Machine at NJFTP. Y'all's just gettin' old.