Okay, seriously, if we got a Napoleon Dynamite movie in AfxT, you know as well as I do that the seats wouldn't move. Why would they have to. There's no action. The only reason the seats would move is when you bounce along with Napoleon's dance routine...and maybe a slight jolt when a cow gets its face blown off. And while I'm on the topic, I'd shoot myself before seeing a ND 3D movie. It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
(My 5 worst films ever made: Babe: Pig in the City, Son of the Mask, Napoleon Dynamite, The Blair Witch Project, and Hulk)
Chill out man, it was just a joke, Napoleon Dynamite is a great movie, it sucks now cause everyone claims to love it when they dont really get the message (yes, there is a message to the movie). I saw it before anyone in my school and now all I hear is people talk about it, it was the same way with Garden State.