Something that has stuck with me from the WLWT video, Dons' quote "Something is definitely happening in Rivertown, and you're gonna need this ax", and the quote "Over the River and Through the Woods to the train station we go"
On the surface, you have Rivertown, the woods and an ax. All seem to go together. I always took the " Over the River and Through the Woods to the train station we go" pretty much at face value
Other than hearing the song growing up, never really even knew all the words.
A Wiki search reveals it was based on a poem. A poem not about going to grandmothers house at Christmas, but going to grandfathers house at Thanksgiving.
You heard it here first folks, they're converting the train house to a hatchery, and you'll need the ax for (well you get the idea)
That or maybe copying Holiday World and we're getting a Turkey Whirl