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Guests Say The Darnest Things

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In line for Backlot Stunt Coaster last Thursday, I overheard this:

"Did you ride The Beastie?" "Yea." "Did you ride the Son of The Beast?" " :mellow:"

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    A case of an employee saying the darnest thing... Around 1pm, on a rather busy day, a deer was running through the park, close to where Diamondback is now. A security officer happened to see this, ke

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Why? Gold passes are no longer available. When they were, regular passes were not available.

That may have been true in September and October last year, but I'm pretty sure both were available this spring.

They need to be specific when they're trying to buy a pass!

Oh. I thought you were just referring to when people talk about the passes.

Yep.

Shooting Star is gone.

Flying Eagles, too.

LeSourdsville Lake aka Americana.

Even Geauga Lake.

Just to name a few.

Terp, who lives in the past, the present, and hopefully, the future.

You forgot Fantasy Farm, Surf City, and The Beach

i was in line for beast today and i could help but overhear a young boy, about 6 or 7, say that he was sooooo jealous about how his cousin got to ride front seat on WindSeeker.

i just sat there and laughed...

"The WindSeeker was closed because of wind... I thought the WindSeeker seeks wind so why is it closed?" Haha...Saw this on KI's comments on their FB page...lol...I busted out laughing at how stuped this sounded.lol

What? Did I do something wrong? This topic is callled "Guests say The Darnest Things", Am I correct? Now I for one thought it was funny. I am sorry if you guys do NOT think it is funny. I thought it would get a good laugh out of someone. :(

What the guest said about WindSeeker has been all too true and remarked about here in the exact same terms many times. When you posted it here, you did not say it was funny, but rather "stuped." That's why I asked the question I did.

While working at the park, I was standing under the Eiffel Tower and a drunk guest came up to me and said, "Where's the Eiffel Tower?" I said, "Well, you just missed it! They took it back to Paris 2 weeks ago."

Funny? Yes. "Stuped?"

No.

Oh. Sorry. I feel silly now.... My bad for not putting in the right words and stuff

Don't let the actions of a few put you down. Some people did not learn the old adage of "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Keep posting things you think are funny and cool and have fun with it!

Funny? Yes. "Stuped?"

No.

Oh. Sorry. I feel silly now.... My bad for not putting in the right words and stuff

Don't let the actions of a few put you down. Some people did not learn the old adage of "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Keep posting things you think are funny and cool and have fun with it!

Thank you,WHODEY2007! You made me feel much better!:)

Funny? Yes. "Stuped?"

No.

Oh. Sorry. I feel silly now.... My bad for not putting in the right words and stuff

Don't let the actions of a few put you down. Some people did not learn the old adage of "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Keep posting things you think are funny and cool and have fun with it!

I agree. I got the original pun and understand why you posted it. Humor isn't always universal - and typos hapin.

Funny? Yes. "Stuped?"

No.

Oh. Sorry. I feel silly now.... My bad for not putting in the right words and stuff

Don't let the actions of a few put you down. Some people did not learn the old adage of "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Keep posting things you think are funny and cool and have fun with it!

I agree. I got the original pun and understand why you posted it. Humor isn't always universal - and typos hapin.

Thanks. And thats very true:)

Funny? Yes. "Stuped?"

No.

Oh. Sorry. I feel silly now.... My bad for not putting in the right words and stuff

Don't let the actions of a few put you down. Some people did not learn the old adage of "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Keep posting things you think are funny and cool and have fun with it!

Thank you,WHODEY2007! You made me feel much better! :)

You are welcome! Have a great time on here!

Funny? Yes. "Stuped?"

No.

Oh. Sorry. I feel silly now.... My bad for not putting in the right words and stuff

Don't let the actions of a few put you down. Some people did not learn the old adage of "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Keep posting things you think are funny and cool and have fun with it!

Thank you,WHODEY2007! You made me feel much better! :)

You are welcome! Have a great time on here!

:)

Funny? Yes. "Stuped?"

No.

Oh. Sorry. I feel silly now.... My bad for not putting in the right words and stuff

Don't let the actions of a few put you down. Some people did not learn the old adage of "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Keep posting things you think are funny and cool and have fun with it!

You sir deserve a like, if I had one, I would give it to you.

This goes under "Online Coaster Enthusiast says the Darnest Things"...

I was convinced that Vortex was purple.

Flight of Fear's UFO is obviously a full sized UFO.

Firehawk's paint looks exactly like it did in 2007!

et cetera.

I'd think this would be a new comer talking to me here, but I just thought I'd post it.

When I got off Backlot today, a lady asks me "does that ride drop?". I'm trying to explain, saying something like "yes it does, but not a big drop, it goes up a few helixs, or up a few circles, and has a small drop".

Im just making this up but when I was in line for Vortex I heard someone say that it is 487ft tall but the tallest roller coaster is 504ft.

If you are making it up, why post it?

I was wondering the same thing myself!

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