CedarPointer

I hope the Buy N Large jingle plays when you go in.

I'm trying to picture someone who's lived in Mason for years just now discovering that Kings Island is right in their backyard...

I should add, I really wish Disney sold souvenir maps. I have a set of the ones you can send away for hung up in my room, but it's not as cool as, for example, Cedar Point's poster-sized version. Please? I'll settle for an old one that has Horizons and Journey Into Imagination on it!

The layout was supposed to invite exploration rather than planning out routes on a map. That's why, originally, there were no signs giving directions either. Also, there were originally trails through the undergrowth.

Less of a line for everyone who enjoys the ride.

Maybe in the area between the tower and the seats?

I think it raises under the seats so they're in the "cage".

Cady Heron, is that you?

Even worse, it's a Windows Vista logo...

R.I.P. Rivertown Junction

Isn't IR's carpet red?

Is there a way to make the "KI" favicon from the homepage show up on the forum pages instead of the Invision default one? I know, it's a nitpick, I'm sorry. Edit: Seems to be fixed, thanks!

KI has international employees as well, but I don't think the park owns housing for them.

Kings Island: now with 47% more hipster filters!

I, too, enjoyed that. Of course they should have just rolled out the red carpet for her. I hope her credit card never gets stolen, she'd have to learn the other side of identity theft. I loved that comment too, especially after having worked Admissions at KI for 10 years. I cannot tell you how many times I had to call Security for people using someone else's pass. The pictures are taken for a reason! In case they had any doubt, it even says it on the back of the pass, in two different ways! Some people...

I don't know, I don't think ACCESSOLAND Kings Island has the same ring to it.

IIRC, it's mostly "fun" music like the park soundtrack has.

Really? Why do people think they take the pictures? For fun?

Why? The Burrito shack isn't going anywhere...they are just revamping the "back porch" area. Oh, duh. I'm thinking of pre-Burrito Shack, the bar used to have awesome nachos. But duh, they'd have them inside now. Nevermind!

I'm upset. The nachos from there were amazing.

You have to be able to brace yourself. I guarantee, if he was allowed to ride, his boat bumped the one in front of it, and he was injured because he couldn't brace himself against the lapbar properly, he'd begin litigation before he even exited the boat. "They knew this was a possibility, so they shouldn't have even let me ride knowing full well this was a possibility!" he'd claim. The park is in a no-win situation.

"KEEP HANDS DOWN AND INSIDE CAR!" --The Beast For comparison,

1. If they need more people, they'll hire them, so probably yes. 2. You get parking and admission at all the CF parks, but not gold pass perks.

Except that, if there's a delay, all hell will break loose, because an estimated is apparently an iron-clad promise.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT