CedarPointer

IIRC, River Country had a bit of an issue with brain eating parasites in the water. Good reason to close it, I suppose.

Don't you mean all UNPAID line jumpers?! Fast Lane isn't line jumping. It's a separate line.

In the tunnel right before the billboard. It's small, but you can feel it.

Hasn't it been that way since CF bought the park years ago? This isn't a new concept.

I'm sure most people here have gold/platinum passes, but just as a reminder, the regular/blue season passes aren't valid after Labor Day. Just making sure everyone knows.

Intamin Strata.

Renewal discounts can't be combined with promotional discounts.

LOL Tumblr. CedarPointer, memeifiying KIC one post at a time!

The funny thing is that the employees at the parking tolls were telling people about Soak City's opening time, which was also listed on the website and a huge sign outside Soak City.

They usually say "Go to visitkingsisland.com" or "Visit our website at visitkingsisland.com".

Is it actually fried chicken or is it just chicken tenders?

It's Fast Lane.

Given KI's layout, a parking lot coaster would be difficult. On one side of the park,Timberwolf, KI Theater, and Flight Deck's line are blocking access to the parking lot. On the other side, backstage areas are in the way.

I'd rather see Oriental Land Company buy WDW and DL.

A gem from the KD page: Not bad, but the first comment?

Tax. Duh...

I suspect it might be more crowded this year because of all the people with regular season passes who are getting their last visit in before their pass expires.

Um, yeah, if you don't have enough money, you can't order the food. Why should she be short on her register because you didn't give your kids enough money? Oh, and I doubt she held your children "hostage".

They can't possibly catch every single person attempting to break the rules.

If you got instant rewards, it counted.

At Action Theater: "The use of electronic devices is prohibited. This includes cameras, cell phones, pagers, jet packs, and refrigerators."

Knowing their system, I doubt it would allow you to combine both vouchers into one pass, but they would be able to be used on two separate passes.

Well, that is what the video shows...