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homestar92 KIC Superstar

homestar92

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Maybe this would go better in polls? I'm not sure, but I feel like it fits better here.

If amusement rides were people, would YOU ask one of them to be your valentine? For me personally, Vortex is my one and only true love. Every time she takes me into her care, she finds a new way to STEEL my heart. It can be a violent relationship at times, but something about her just turns me head over heels every time our paths cross, and when I crest her hills, she always finds a way to make the butterflies run free in my stomach. Stay classy, Vortex. I'll see you again in May, and we can catch up on all the offseason goings-on.

...And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why my friends think I'm weird.

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jdawg1998 KIC Superstar

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I mentioned this on another topic (I actually forget what it was about...) but what is this - a roller coaster dating forum? You guys really are scaring me now. I know this is just a fun, hypothetical (hopefully) topic but seriously... :P

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VortexBFForever KIC Superstar

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For me personally, Vortex is my one and only true love. Every time she takes me into her care, she finds a new way to STEEL my heart. It can be a violent relationship at times, but something about her just turns me head over heels every time our paths cross, and when I crest her hills, she always finds a way to make the butterflies run free in my stomach. Stay classy, Vortex. I'll see you again in May, and we can catch up on all the offseason goings-on.

...And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why my friends think I'm weird.

You pretty much took the words out of my mouth! :lol: Except I think of Vortex as my very very best friend, and not the true-lovey type. :)I mean, Vortex is 11 years, 11 months, and 2 weeks OLDER than me! xD

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IndyGuy4KI KIC Immortal

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No words can express how weird some people in the world are. Is "objectum sexuality" even real?!

Apparently as much as everyone's opinions on the sex of the coasters at KI.

Since I can't seem to find words to express my views about that in a PG format, I guess I will just keep them to myself. :ph34r:

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FOFreak KIC Star Member

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Me and Voyage first met in 2006. It was love at first sight. As I turned the corner on the highway and I saw fresh wood and her flags waving in the wind. It was a glorious sight. Sooner rather than later, Voyage welcomed me in and I got the chance to penetrate her queue and anxiously wait my turn. But oohhh was it worth the wait! It was a quick ride up to the top, and once that train whipped over the first it was such a rush of adrinaline. I've had rode a lot of woodies in my day, yet on that day I immeadiately knew that I could never be satisfied by any other woodie other than her. Voyage without a doubt has a special place in my heart.

She had a really nice Timberliner dress in her closet last time I was over to visit her. It still had the tag on it and everything! Man, I bet she wood look great in that dress.

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Jr for Birdy KIC Triple Platinum Member

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Me and Voyage first met in 2006. It was love at first sight. As I turned the corner on the highway and I saw fresh wood and her flags waving in the wind. It was a glorious sight. Sooner rather than later, Voyage welcomed me in and I got the chance to penetrate her queue and anxiously wait my turn. But oohhh was it worth the wait! It was a quick ride up to the top, and once that train whipped over the first it was such a rush of adrinaline. I've had rode a lot of woodies in my day, yet on that day I immeadiately knew that I could never be satisfied by any other woodie other than her. Voyage without a doubt has a special place in my heart.

She had a really nice Timberliner dress in her closet last time I was over to visit her. It still had the tag on it and everything! Man, I bet she wood look great in that dress.

I cant stop laughing at this thread,and I could make several comments about this post but I better just keep laughing! :lol: O my goodness.

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