BoddaH1994 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 In the spirit of the whole, "You might be a PKI addict if..." thread that we've had, I think it would be fun to come up with some funny PKI-Opoly cards. I'll start: "You manage to squeeze five people into a flume on Wild Thornburry's for a wet and wild ride. Pay $60 for a new cell phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersRZ Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Got caught smoking in line for The Beast. Lose a turn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk141 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Caught Line Jumping" Go Directly to jail. Do not stop for any attractions, do not collect dippin dots or potato works fries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You manage to squeeze five people into a flume on Wild Thornburry's for a wet and wild ride. Pay $60 for a new cell phone." Not funny, I payed 120 for the new phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoddaH1994 Posted December 31, 2005 Author Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You get caught POVing on The Beast at Beastbuzz 2004, go directly to security." Snap. "You buy a copy of the Unofficial Guidebook to Paramount's Kings Island and spend five hours wandering around looking for Waterworks. Lose a turn." Sorry Charles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flightoffear1996 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 You got into a crash in the parking lot pay a player of choice 100 bucks and lose a turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOPGUN1993 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Take a ride on Sling Shot pay $25 to the bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjkjkj Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "lose your hat on The Beast lose 1 turn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZosoBeast Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Take a ride on Sling Shot pay $25 to the bank. WOW! That actually is a pretty good one! Mine is "Get busted for saying 'I like The Beast' too loud on the tower elevator. Lose 1 turn" Some of you will get that, others, not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Seed Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Bet your friends that Tomb Raider would be a simulator, pay each one $50 for losing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjkjkj Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 bet your friends its a rollercoaster pay $100 for losing j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleHenry Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Get in line for The Beast, assuming it is for The Vortex. Lose a turn." "Ask a ride attendant, 'What's that ride that goes upside down?' while sitting in Son of Beast. Lose a turn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You use your cell phone to flag a proximity sensor causing a block violation on one of the parks roller coasters. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars." "You eat eight hamburgers at an ACE event. Loose a turn and go take some antacid." "You somehow get into the park on a moped, and drive around the backroads without being caught by security, even though they are looking for you. Go directly to go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOPGUN1993 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Jump inside the elevator making it bounce lose a turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkootersFan Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Set up Vortex in the midcourse brakes. Lose a turn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleHenry Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You use your cell phone to flag a proximity sensor causing a block violation on one of the parks roller coasters. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars." OH SNAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Rider Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Take a walk on the Paramount Story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 I hate drawing the card that says - take a walk on the boardwalk - when someones got a freaking hotel on it. I love Monopoly though - have played regular, millenium edition, star wars, star trek and astronomy editions. I need to get the PKI edition if they still have it next year. Here is one... "You are promoted to Rides Operations Manager. Pay each player 100 dollars." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB_TOM Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You get vomited on while riding TRTR. Pay $30 for new clothes and lose a turn." "You get beaten by a 10 year old kid on Scoobys Haunted Castle. Pay $15 to every player, and collect your pride at lost and found." "Get caught for asking adults 'may I ride with your son' outside Taxi Jam. Go Directly to security. Do no pass the entrance, do not collect $200." And to really speed the game up: "You pulled a Matt Botts. You lose all property with movie sets to the bank with no mortgage payment, and go directly to Security. Do not pass the Entrance, do no collect $200." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Get caught for asking adults 'may I ride with your son' outside Taxi Jam. Go Directly to security. Do no pass the entrance, do not collect $200." LMFAO "You pulled a Matt Botts. You lose all property with movie sets to the bank with no mortgage payment, and go directly to Security. Do not pass the Entrance, do no collect $200." I was wondering if there was a way to use that... LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleHenry Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Get caught for asking adults 'may I ride with your son' outside Taxi Jam. Go Directly to security. Do no pass the entrance, do not collect $200." And to really speed the game up: "You pulled a Matt Botts. You lose all property with movie sets to the bank with no mortgage payment, and go directly to Security. Do not pass the Entrance, do no collect $200." OMFG, I about cried when I saw these two. So funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Rider Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Find a lot of money on ground in Tomb Raiders Covered Queue, Collect $100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Get awesome air in Vortex 72. Pay TheKlockster 100 dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleHenry Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You bet your friends there are aliens in FoF station. Pay $50 to all players." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Rider Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Get awesome air in Vortex 72. Pay TheKlockster 100 dollars. ::looks at ORP:: HA HA HA Oh! Buy ORP... for every ride Pay $200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB_TOM Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You swallow your fear and ride SOB, only to realize you should have been more afraid. Collect $10 from each player, and proceed to first aid." Thats what square their missing is first aid. "Watch the Nick Celebration Parade, only to need a shrink to get the main theme out of your head. Pay $20 per turn for the next 5 turns." My personal favorite card in the current deck is this: "Buy an on ride photo from Top Gun. Pay $15." Anyone else questioning this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersRZ Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Yeah, that is exactly what I thought when I first saw that card. They must have a Top Gun from one of the other Paramount Parks that actually has an onride photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Nemo Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "your officially an ACE member! Go directly to Beast!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "You ask where the Eiffel Tower is. Lose a turn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingnight Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 You got stuck on The Beast you lose a turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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