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Well I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight with this troubling news.

Thank god no one was injured.

That's what I've heard too, but every time I do try to ride it it breaks down and we have to walk all the way back through the woods.Edit: Double Post, stupid phone.

That's what I've heard too, but every time I do try to ride it it breaks down and we have to walk all the way back through the woods.

Those who've been around long enough know that The Beast is Rosie O' Donnell.

It's also crazy to think that at the time that The Racer was considered the "main attraction" of the park in terms of coasters. Just ask Mike Brady.

Old woman in the picture: "Oh sweetie lets ryyyde the dye-uh-mund-back be-for they add dah seat belts. I hewred it terr-uh-bub-lee affects the cuh-pass-it- tea of da ride."

That's all my fridge is going to be. Kings Island fudge pops and Miller High Life. I'll see you kids on the train this summer. Choo. Choo.

I like your attitude. Seriously, go for those buckeyes on International Street. The satisfying taste replaces the loneliness in my soul. You won't even notice the lingering depression and regret. I'm kidding, maybe.

Seriously, fudge is the only thing my ex would buy me at the park last year. Stuff was delicious. Now that she's gone, more fudge for me! Aha! The single life...

"Your honor, we believe the defendant has been posting false information about WindSeeker being down during the operation season of 2014.It is true that he is only 14 years old but we take this stuff very seriously". Judge replies," Guilty! I hereby sentence you to no Banshee rides for 30 days, and no Banshee twist, as matter of fact your band from Action Zone just for having green hair!" G, I hope this post doesn't get deleted as well, the one that did was probably the most serious, honest to God truth I have ever posted on this sight, but I get it, I truly get it. We must bow before the almighty Kings Island PR. Hahahahaha. Green hair. I get it. Best post of the thread.

What a foreign concept. I'd have to agree.

$5,000? Was it previously owned by Jesus?

I voted for John Stamos. Thanks, pal.

No John Stamos? You guys have disappointed me.

Could I get someone a nice glass of whine?

Ha. Nipply.

He's on to us, boys. Time to lay low for a while.

Fanny packs don't matter. You get the ladies with your coaster counts anyway ...

Pics or it didn't happen, Greg.

That paint looks darn good.

Name the ride John Stamos and be done with it.

I'm thinking about spending a lot of time at Coney this summer. Love that place.

This is more exciting than the Return of the McRib.

Giant Top Spins "crush" my future family heritage. Have Laura Croft raid that. ( with or without Cryptic/thematic elements.)