yes, I actually work on the tower, giving that spiel, working on top and down below. I'm 5'8 with blonde hair, that goes just past my ears, I'm a bit on the chunky side, although anyone worth a grain of salt cares, with green eyes. And yes, as a supervisor, I wear a white shirt with a blue collar.
I have never worked at a Staples, so I don't think I'm who you were looking for, even if the description matches.