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They could also get some new speakers so you can actually hear the "NOW YOU WILL PAY!", instead of just hearing "...pay!" in the back row. Or just fix the timing.

I honestly had no idea that tunnel was meant to be a volcano.

So they're going to wreck the theming on Adventure Express next?

AE still has the worst, most anti-climatic ending ever. No amount of theming can fix that.

No, I think CF full well knew that SoB was a piece of junk.

I would paint it the same colors, I actually like the current color scheme.

I wish they'd just fix the stuff, especially the fog.

Please tell me you don't work for the Cedar Fair theming department. "Oh, nobody notices the Flight of Fear queue video. Let's take the theme out!"

I thought it was supposed to be a fire effect or something.

The music and figures were turned off for a while this season, but they fixed them eventually.

It stops in the station, and if the ride brakes...

Jackson: HEY, WAIT! If it's doused in kerosene, I might just go up in flames with it!

Springboro. I was going to ask why you used the group picture without me, then I noticed off to the side. Hahaha!!!

Only 60? Disney venturing into the health realm? Reminds me of this:

Had it been in the news constantly like it has been this time? And, certain people lied and said it was no longer rough, so guests wanted to see if it actually was. It has a proven track record much like the Ford Pinto.

I can't help but think that, would anyone really ride SoB at this point? Besides coaster enthusiasts, the GP has heard SO MUCH about how unsafe the ride is, I can't imagine that ridership would be anywhere near where it was before.

SoB trains could not be installed on any other woodie, because SoB has wider track.

I would pay like $3-$5 for a block of SoB wood with the name stamped on it. It's a huge markup by the park, most customers would find that to be a reasonable price, AND it costs almost nothing for the park to make. (and it's cheaper than most park souveniers!)

Then maybe they should. I would buy a piece of SoB wood... if they didn't sell it for some ridiculious price.

RCT3. Schoolwork.

Imagine if a major park did this.

Finally? Flying Turns: The World's First Vaporride!

"Mason: It's Like Springboro, Except Worse."

Yes, but Invertigo, Flight Deck, BLSC (which has obvious rust), and others also need paint badly, but have not gotten it so far.