They should just paint everything black, put strobe lights on every exposed pole, wall or post, put in a 30,000-watt JBL system, with walls of speakers covering every inch of the midway, and crank out Slipknot, Drowning Pool, Rage Against the Machine, Dragon Force, Three Days Grace... serve nothing but Hair of the Dog and chocolate covered espresso beans... put skulls and pyrotechnics on every ride (yes, including Congo Falls)... what am I missing here??? Oh, yeah, and replace all the plantlife with catnip...