CedarPointer

If anyone tried to scare me while I was working, they would most certainly regret it. Oh, and parents... What part of "Urgent SCARE" made you think it was the "Spongebob Ride"?

Eiffel Tower isn't open on Haunt nights.

That's really condescending, IMO. I really don't like the idea of planning out your whole trip before you leave. I like deciding what I want to do when I get there.

That's a really well built ferris wheel.

Doesn't the Eiffel Tower elevator go into a "slow" mode when it's rainy or windy?

I'm pretty sure that last year, it was said that the park didn't have faith in the integrity of its fine patrons, and that they believed that their valued guests would leave the park and get drunk and come back. Knowing KI's fine clientele, I doubt that would happen, though.

Sometimes, you learn that telling someone something like that shuts them up so they stop asking you questions.

Welcome to the world of working at KI. Supervisors there have a tendency to disappear when management isn't around.

That's what I meant.

Cedar Fair had a few years to use the Paramount name for "free", didn't they?

If it was so easy to park for free at GWL or the movie theater, don't you think more people would do it?

I'm so disappointed that I have to pay to get stuff. They should just give everything to passholders for free!

Darn, and AK hadn't really been wrecked yet, either. From the same people who brought you Journey Into Your/YOUR Imagination and The Tiki Room Under New Management... what could go wrong? P.S. A certain third park gets ignored again...

Um, no.

I feel like I have to ask, is this really necessary?

This is almost as bad as when they removed Horizons! Okay, not really.

Other: none. Actually, I think some "normal" rides with a water element added would be neat.

Park offices. You can see it on Google Earth.

Everything says Cedar Fair or Kings Island now.

Oh, everyone starts out that way. Then in a few weeks you'll be counting down the days until KI is closed like many others... 52.

Technically no, but I highly doubt that they wouldn't let her in. I think if you're nice about asking they'd be fine with it.

I've parked in the grassy field before... Freedom Concert. Never again.

Hey! Dreamflight was one of my favorite rides growing up! Along with GE's Horizons and AT&T's Judi Dench-less Spaceship Earth.

It doesn't say they're adding, it says that there's plenty.

The cones are nowhere near the crosswalk and entrance. They stretch from the current wave pool into the parking lot.