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Anyone ever noticed the dumpster sticking up from the fence between Starbucks and Glass Shop? Bad show...

Best night I've ever worked. Even with credit cards down, nobody swore/yelled/threw anything at me. Amazing.

I think they've used the same "4,000" figure since I was hired in 2010.

*thud... thud... thud* Oh, I'm sorry, that's my head hitting the wall.

I believe it's made specially for Kings Island.

I'm not saying that I don't like Fast Lane, I'm saying that Eiffel Tower is an incredibly poor choice of rides to offer it on.

If the Eiffel Tower has a wait long enough to make you consider paying for Fast Lane, you need to turn around and leave and come back on a day that it's less busy. I've been there on extremely busy days and only seen a 5-10 minute wait for it.

I believe it's the one they took out to install the one that backs up to the parking lot with the unused second level on the tower (sorry, I don't know the names of anything in the waterpark)

Can someone explain the logic of including Eiffel Tower as a Fast Lane ride? How is that going to work? I have *never* seen Tower with that long of a wait.

What building did they have that in?

I had always heard that it's so your foot won't get caught between the moving train and the stationary station platform.

Couldn't they buy trains from a manufacturer that allows their trains to run backwards?

That would be such a cool mural.

Don't a lot of "ride requirements" signs actually say to hold onto the restraint at all times?

Most of the places that have desserts have fruit salads (you might have to ask, sometimes they don't seem to put them out?), strawberries with and without whipped cream (you might have to ask for it without whipped cream, they only make a few that way per tray so they might have to go get one from the back), and a few places (Outer Hanks, Jukebox, etc) have salads. Doesn't one of the pizza places (Outback Shack?) have wraps? Considering how dear to my heart ( ) KI food is, I'd really like to see them have a head chef like Canada's Wonderland (which has amazing food, I might add). I can understand not having a sit-down restaurant (How many one-time visitors would want to have an expensive sit-down meal that's, say, Applebee's quality, especially when they're already paying to be in the park), but I think having more indoor places would really help. By the way, check out CW's chef's blog: http://parkchef.typepad.com/ . Makes me wish KI had the same kind of thing.

Does this make anyone else think of the "Dummies fell out of WindSeeker" rumor?

Don't remind me of that picture. Please.

I think they're still allowed to smoke if it's in a backstage area. I wouldn't know, because I don't smoke! Outer Hanks fun fact: Part of the building still has the stucco exterior like in that pic, it's just hidden from view.

Rides is already interviewing people?

I have to admit, I cringed when I saw an employee in uniform smoking in the park.

True...but I wonder if the kid holding the football is still sporting that mullet. Not if he worked there today!

Fast Lane subsidizes the incredibly inexpensive season passes. Just sayin'...

It's supposed to make it look like there's a fence separating it from the train tracks, funneling people through that aqua blue and yellow shade structure. I think.

But the offer of cheap online meds was just so exciting! How could Viagra4U5695 be anything but reputable?

This is what the "Tumblr GIFs" folder is for on my computer. I actually had a better one, but it's not KIC-appropriate. At all.