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Rides is already interviewing people?

I have to admit, I cringed when I saw an employee in uniform smoking in the park.

True...but I wonder if the kid holding the football is still sporting that mullet. Not if he worked there today!

Fast Lane subsidizes the incredibly inexpensive season passes. Just sayin'...

It's supposed to make it look like there's a fence separating it from the train tracks, funneling people through that aqua blue and yellow shade structure. I think.

But the offer of cheap online meds was just so exciting! How could Viagra4U5695 be anything but reputable?

This is what the "Tumblr GIFs" folder is for on my computer. I actually had a better one, but it's not KIC-appropriate. At all.

They also showed pictures of the Antique Cars, and nobody's saying that they're teasing the return of those.

The Antique Cars are never coming back as long as the fuel is prohibitively expensive.

If they're not going to fix the problem with the parking entrances and the Kings Island Dr/Western Row intersection, they're not going to build a pointless pedestrian bridge.

I'm guessing sometime between April and October.

Canada's Wonderland?

Am I the only one who really doesn't like how open the area looks in that picture?

I doubt they would make money on that.

Or this?

It was my understanding that only the Disneyland premium annual pass got discounts?

You know, if you work for CF, you probably shouldn't be disclosing future show names.

It's from Knott's.

Dick Kinzel? Vain? Noooooooo.

Maybe this year I'll actually go to Soak City.

And ask for free stuff. Don't forget that. "My fries were cold! I want free tickets, an apology, and Snoopy to give me a backrub!"

Don't get me wrong, I love Carousel of Progress. It just happens to be a nice attraction to catch a nap on. I just wish they'd update the last scene... "You're not going to tell us about the old days when you didn't even have a car phone!" "...not to mention laserdiscs or high-def TV's!" I'm glad to see it's better taken care of than a few years ago, when one could see holes in Father's neck and a massive tube TV in the "future". Also, Laugh Floor is a good idea, but it belongs in Fantasyland, not Tomorrowland. Anyway, I was actually referring to catching a nap while being in a park for 24hrs, not rating the entertainment value of those particular attractions, just pointing out that they're good places to take a break...

To quote Iago (in the recently deceased Tiki Room Under New Management): "Boy, I'm tired! I think I'll head over to the Hall of Presidents and take a nap." (or Country Bear Jamboree, or Carousel of Progress: Starring Laserdiscs, or Monsters Inc Laugh Floor...)

I can't see KI adding wait times unless they installed electronic wait time signs like Disney has. Expecting a busy ride crew to call the wait time in, and someone to update the app isn't really realistic.