Gordon Bombay

These jokes about my Alma mater’s campus are pretty cold and gray. Just like its campus.

John Matarese is a silly and would never have anything to "report" if it wasn't for... 1) This website 2) Apple releasing new iPhones (he does the SAME story every year) 3) His target demographic falling for his scare tactics constantly.

Aquaman’s Car Rental Adventure Sponsored by Hertz.

Kings Dominion: “Finally, Batman Knight Flight will be where it was always intended!”

Wasn’t that every night?

Honestly, I think that was truly how it was presented. There was a bit of a long line and it just made more sense to ride with a buddy, or a "bud-ay" as @ZosoBeast would say. Still, that wasn't even the worst ride at their weird holiday event from Hell. That award goes to the paddle boats in the lazy river. Just ask @CoastersRZ. A better name for the attraction would be: "cold, confusing, and frustrating ride through an abandoned waterpark." EDIT: Just remembered, I think @XGatorHead 8904 has a terrifying story about those paddle boats.

YES! Hahaha, that was the most terrifying thing I’d ever done in an amusement park. Fairly certain those two slides in your video came from Surf Cincinnati. In 2006, they let @Dane and I take our pick of sleds (out of a pile where we had to decide “which one is less broken”)—and then they let us ride together.

@BoddaH1994 would know better than me, but I’m pretty sure only one former Surf Cincinnati slide got used and that was circa 2006 for their weird and definitely questionable “toboggan” attraction that Boddah, @Dane, and I wrecked on. I don’t think they ever brought that back. The “tubing” they had in later years was just a giant dirt pile in the parking lot and the slides sitting in pieces out there were from… Columbus’ old zoo waterpark thing?

Sounds like someone just put out an old tombstone/decoration where the coloring on the name had deteriorated. I don't think there's a whole conspiracy afoot here. Probably some seasonal employee grabbed it from the storage area, threw it on a truck, set it out with a bunch of others, and then went about their day.

You're not wrong - didn't even realize it was a Six Flags pass until I took it to KI and they wouldn't let me in. Weirdly, though, I somehow got a bunch of pass perks at the front gate every time they tried to scan it.

Wonderland fans are lucky, I bought my pass at LaRonde and couldn't read the fine print cause it's in French.

Awesome. Can't wait!

Looking forward to reading this! Is Rick authoring it, or are you authoring it @KIghostguy? I ask because I really loved your KI history book!

You know who didn't see, though? Thomas. He had his doubts.

Old Pontious prefers Flying Ace Aerial Chase. You know... because he's a Pilate.