The Interpreter

Or letting in visitors from DC when he wonders just exactly why they are there. Equal access, anyone?

...and then can't find a job as they are "overqualified." (or, secretly, not hired as seen as too old or would likely get hurt and file worker's comp). Terp, glad to work for an employer that offers a broad range of experiences in a large geographic area, and who not only allows career diversity but encourages it.

Think of all the employees ride sensors and computer operation have already replaced...

Or paying D. Kinzel's retirement. Money Well Spent

HUSS. Modern HUSS rides include Tomb Raider: The Ride, the KI and CP Deliriums which have required a great deal of unexpected maintenance and the Dollywood ride that required a sign and a lawsuit as it apparently never worked reliably and was often closed. The Jump2 at NJFTP was quietly and rapidly removed. I suspect you'd see an INTAMIN coaster at Kings Island before you saw a Jump2.

...from those machines by the games outside (just like a Metro card). See the side and top of that machine in the picture by the basketball game above: "Get Game Card Here" It sells cards. It recharges cards. (It cuts costs, reduces theft, reduces cash and credit card handling and eliminates jobs.) For more, see: http://www.KICentral.com/forums/index.php/topic/31860-kings-island-2016-new-game-cards/

Me, either. And personally, I prefer the California experience. Then again, to me, nearly everything in California is superior to nearly anything in Florida, Disney-wise.

The single biggest mistake ever made by Disney? Please. You just lost ALL credibilty. At least with me.

It depends on how big his hands are. And hers. Terp---running for the door, Francisco.

And to love Ninja is to never have ridden that...thing. Terp, who truly wishes he never had.

Fire--the great enemy of amusement parks...

Pickled? Terp, who wonders.

Do not miss Volcano: The Blast Coaster at Kings Dominion. It's one of my favorite coasters anywhere!

One of the many reasons I escaped from ATL--far too many up close and personal okra sightings!

521 Barbecue in Fort Mill, SC aka Indian Land is in my top 5! http://www.521bbq.com/ HIGHLY recommended!

...which is more than Michigan's Adventure gets...

Surprises are best with extra topping.

...this is to be sure you stay awake... Terp, only half kidding.

Okra?

Perhaps the service will be better this year... What about the quality and variety? Busch Gardens quality would justify the Cedar Fair prices... Terp...ever hopeful (you hired a chef to do what exactly?)

Valravn. InvadR. More than a passing similarity... Payback for taking a dive?

Changes in Latitudes? Changes in Attitudes, Jimmy?

Ugh. I preferred Smash Factory to that. And El Vira!

Hmmm. Gwazi didn't operate, and then... On the other hand, Son of Beast didn't operate, and then... Knott's Berry Farm WindSeeker didn't operate and then... KD Flight of Fear didn't operate, and then... Terp, "helping."

Ride ops MAY get used to it. Maybe. Probably by skipping cleaning, among other things. The average guest goes once a year. How on earth can THEY get used to it?