CedarPointer

Thus the wink...

The marquee sign by the road says the park closes at 8. The two scrolling signs on either side of the entrance plaza say the park closes at 8. The calendar on VisitKingsIsland.com says the park closes at 8. If you asked anyone in Admissions, they'd be able to tell you that the park closes at 8. You could call the park and they'd tell you that the park closed at 8. Seriously. Stop trying to find things to complain about. Most everyone else seems to understand it... and I doubt that ANY park employee told someone it closed at 10.

That's because Spongebob has been playing so long. The lines would be longer if they replaced the movie... at least, I would assume so...

The "On the Map" bubble points to the exact same spot that the description seems to describe, and maintenance roads can be rerouted...

If it was there, they could have just said "across from Shake Rattle and Roll"...

"WindSeeker will be located in the Coney Mall section of the park near The Vortex ride exit."

I wonder what happened to "Stratosoar"...

I don't think they'd remove Space Spiral. Wasn't it CP's icon for a long time?

New for 2011: StratoSaur, the park's new mascot!

Mantis.

On Location? On Location tends to have, as I would put it, different attire from the other shops...

They're bringing Marty's Party back?

What is there to be said? People are idiots.

...Holiday Horror...

Oh, I love comments...

Ah, the "Green Is Universal" thing... isn't that the thing where they flew the hosts of Today to the Arctic and Amazon, wasting tons of fuel in the process?

Oh, I understand. Just my two cents.

The Crypt.

So a guest ignoring a clearly posted sign is the parks fault?

You know, that was my first thought... LOL. Then I saw it at night and all was made right. (sorry for the cheap rhyme there!)

First Rider shirts. Cups of ice water. Cookies at CP's event.

Rougher than SoB... LOL. The bottom of the hills on DB is rougher than FoF is.

Fog was working Saturday.

Which one? The curiosity is killing me...

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