CedarPointer

I love the new mobile version! It's actually functional, far better than the old one. Thanks!!

How about a dark ride where you're in a theater filled with ghosts? Oh. Never mind.

http://www.scarywoodhauntednights.com/haunted-attractions.php (warning, annoying sound effect ahead!) Pretty terrifying coaster trains, eh?

http://web.archive.org/web/20060712074043/www.pkiasylum.com/features/pkitunes/pkitunes.html

I'd love to see a Maurer Sohne spinning coaster in Action Zone.

I'm more curious as to why people were trying to shove more trash into an obviously full container... they couldn't have all been like that.

"Crooked K Ranch". Hmm, costume contest sponsored by Kroger, trick-or-treat sponsored by Meijer.

They don't even have a microwave.

It's *exactly* the same as outside the park.

The "Click here to buy your tickets" thing just leads to the tickets.visitkingsisland.com page, so I would assume that passholders get them, too.

http://www.visitkingsisland.com/public/visit/events/index.cfm Cool, I guess.

I know that Outer Hanks has strawberries with whipped cream and watermelon. Not exactly the most healthy option, but at least it's something. (some other places have them also, but I don't know which ones)

Wow, thanks.

The time I rode Action Theater this season, there was someone at the exit making sure nobody still had their glasses. I see them in the trash can at the exit a lot...

Would the Flight Commander queue even be big enough for a new ride like WindSeeker? I've never been back there, but from the pics I've seen, it doesn't look very big.

Um, YOU need to take responsibility for YOUR choice not to look at any of the signs which have the closing time on it. You went by at least two signs which said that the park closed at 8. Should the park have an employee out with a bullhorn alerting everyone that it closed at 8? By the way, I always assumed that the reason the park closed early during post-season was that the lines are usually shorter, so you'd get the same amount of rides in that you would had the park been 10-10. I don't know if that's actually the reason, but I can certainly say I get on more rides during a 10-8 day where the park is empty than I would have had the park been open 10-10 but been busy.

Thus the wink...

The marquee sign by the road says the park closes at 8. The two scrolling signs on either side of the entrance plaza say the park closes at 8. The calendar on VisitKingsIsland.com says the park closes at 8. If you asked anyone in Admissions, they'd be able to tell you that the park closes at 8. You could call the park and they'd tell you that the park closed at 8. Seriously. Stop trying to find things to complain about. Most everyone else seems to understand it... and I doubt that ANY park employee told someone it closed at 10.

That's because Spongebob has been playing so long. The lines would be longer if they replaced the movie... at least, I would assume so...

The "On the Map" bubble points to the exact same spot that the description seems to describe, and maintenance roads can be rerouted...

If it was there, they could have just said "across from Shake Rattle and Roll"...

"WindSeeker will be located in the Coney Mall section of the park near The Vortex ride exit."

I wonder what happened to "Stratosoar"...

I don't think they'd remove Space Spiral. Wasn't it CP's icon for a long time?

New for 2011: StratoSaur, the park's new mascot!