Snowman

We've never NOT been given the seats we requested. It's not rocket surgery, most of the time if you're polite to employees they'll be polite to you.

Blue. No, yel........ Now that's a troll I remember, you must answer me these questions three! Swallows with coconuts, that's just silly.

Well said. But I believe people should act this way EVERYWHERE!!! Harpo Marx's parenting rule to his children was, "Do whatever you want to have a good time, as long as it doesn't hurt you or anyone else."

Thank you, I've learned something new. I feel 5 years younger! Which would probably still be considered an old fart around here.

That's a funny one! Thanks for the laugh.

You will soon know I have no experience with trolls......What does "the slowpoke" mean? As a child I always wondered why there was a christmas song about an elderly troll named "Carol" "Troll the ancient yuletide carol, fa la la la la, la la la la"

I wanna be a Half Pint Brawler! I can't get enough of whoopin' butt with office supplies. I'm 6'1", ya think that'll be a problem?

DB Ride Op held up a train today until a guy put the shirt around his neck completely on. It wasn't funny just good to see.

I wonder if they've thought about exhaust fans? I remember an exhaust attic fan seem to keep my grandparents house fairly cool most of the summer.

We rode the train today. Did they add a skeleton with feet kicked up next to the hotel? The ride op mentioned all the stones in the field near the bear as a "Rock Concert". Yes I kind of laughed.

I wonder if they went ahead and fixed that sinking problem? Snowman....stirring the pot!

Okay... I'll take another stab at this....Will someone who knows, please be kind enough to provide the correct answer to this question: What is the limit of "Flash Passes, Speed Lane, Fast Lane" passes Kings Island will sell in a day?

What is the maximum number of flash passes KI will sell a day?

It's sometimes hard to believe the wait time signs. I've often seen guests go up and change the wait time.

type, type, type.....going up beast hill...type, type, type.....someone's yelling on the speaker...type, type, type.... they stopped the ride...type, type, type.... ride op's walked up the hill...type, type, type.... he's yelling at someone who's got their cellphone out...type, type, type....geeez this is irritating, why wouldn't they just put their phone up...type, type, type.. I'll update my facebook page and tweet what happens when I get off this ride...type, type, type.... I hate people who don't pay attention!

I'm all for this. An enjoyable part of our experience is people watching while in line. Most guests are happy and having a good time, but every once in awhile you'll run into an impatient family with bratty kids complaining about waiting in line as their parents ignore them and play angry birds on their phones while swinging their uber coolers around hitting anyone in a 6 foot radius. A flash pass will hopefully get these Hoovers (people with a sense of entitlement who suck the energy out of people around them) away from us and will let me get back to convincing first timers on FoF that they should look out for the fire jets at the end of the launch tunnel. I have no issues with elitists Jesse, heck I get a kick out of watching them desparately cling to their jewelry as DB comes to a stop. It's also fun to send them all the way back to WS for the Grande Iced Mocha Latte Foo Foo Freackin Frappacino Stand. I like elitists....They always let me know who I shouldn't vote for.

Times wuz hard for human flies back then, once a day just didn't cut it. Thanks for posting all these clippings. Very cool.

If anyone thinks people at KI doesn't listen to loyal customers: We left the gold pass lot today and every pothole from the shack to the exit was filled! Impressive. I love this place.

The qscott86 didn't just pull up an old post........sometimes it just takes the qscott86 a REALLY long time to post a reply.

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm NEVER watching ABC "news" again: http://news.yahoo.com/video/health-15749655/roller-coaster-safety-are-rides-worth-the-danger-25919392.html Truly very sad when anyone falls and dies. I mean zero offense to anyone who is handicapped in any way, (I myself have a partial hearing handicap) BUT.... If you don't have legs, don't ride a coaster with only lap restraints! (don't you have to have legs to have a lap?) How is this coaster unsafe or dangerous? If you don't have shoulders, don't expect OTSR's to restrain you. I can't be around loud noises because it causes serious pain to my ear. So you know what I do about loud noises? I avoid them! and I don't expect anyone else to take responsibility for my hearing problem. From the report, Texas Giant had a problem on the lift hill, train SAFELY stopped, riders SAFELY unloaded with no danger or injuries. So the safety procedures at TG worked and no one was hurt. How does a national news organization deem this coaster dangerous, or this story worth putting on the air? The point of the TG story proves the question posed is complete bull$h!#. This is a perfect example of why legit news is long gone and replaced with crap. Thanks for reading my rant......... ABC sucks.

^ That is too crazy Avatar, thank you. How times have changed, imagine the outrage if KI booked a band to play at the entrance named, "Silly Sousa Marching homeless band"! 70's hobo band= hilarity......2011's homeless band=not so funny.

AE ride op: "Enjoy your ride on Adventure Express, it has as many loops as Diamondback, and 4 more tunnels!"

I want to see the "Silly Sousa Marching hobo band"! Also, I remember every character except "Mildew Wolf". What a weird name even for Hannah Barbara. Don't mees with Mildew Wolf, he'll dirty up your bathroom. Great Stuff Standbyme! Thank you for sharing.

My 2 cents: OTSR

Dang, I was looking forward to your visual interpretations!