malem Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 They weren't conjuring an alternative history; they were talking in the present as if Mr. Kinzel was still in charge. 2 Quote
The Interpreter Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 I understand that. Or, like Terp, they were funnin' listeners. Terp -- who has been known to complain in line at the park that it never runs a second train on Invertigo, no matter how busy it gets. 12 Quote
SOBwasaSOB Posted May 20, 2016 Posted May 20, 2016 I like to ask the ride ops for front seat on Delirium in a serious voice. 9 1 Quote
The Interpreter Posted May 20, 2016 Posted May 20, 2016 I would have loved to have seen Sparky handle that request back in the day! 3 Quote
johnaalexis Posted May 20, 2016 Posted May 20, 2016 Riding The Bat, Came to the end stop and was waiting before pulling in to the station and while waiting, there is dead silence and then behind me all I hear is "Oh s**t, I lost my weave!" 10 Quote
WailsLikeABanshee Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 "If those dinosaurs are drowning, why doesn't someone help them?!" Sent from my LGL33L using Tapatalk 7 1 Quote
kingsislandfan1972 Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 Someone waiting in the Boo Blasters line said, "I remember when The Days Of Thunder ride used to be in this building!" 6 1 Quote
Oldiesmann Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 While I was in Planet Snoopy yesterday, the ride op at Linus Launcher had to tell someone not to remove their shoes while the ride is in motion. 6 Quote
Thrill_Biscuit Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 Small boy at front gate, to his dad: "How come the airport people ain't out here today?" 10 Quote
stashua123 Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 *While standing right next to Diamodnback* "Wheres the Diamondback?" In line for Vortex "Vortex is so rough, OMG and its sinking!" In Line for Vortex Ride OP: Enjoy your ride on the 29 year old Vortex! Everyone: Murmurs about how the heck 1987 was 29 years ago and how Vortex is that old. 10 1 Quote
Thrill_Biscuit Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 *While standing right next to Diamodnback* "Wheres the Diamondback?" In line for Vortex "Vortex is so rough, OMG and its sinking!" In Line for Vortex Ride OP: Enjoy your ride on the 29 year old Vortex! Everyone: Murmurs about how the heck 1987 was 29 years ago and how Vortex is that old. Don't make me break out The Vortex Song 7 Quote
stashua123 Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 I grant you permission to break out The Vortex Song. 6 Quote
jcgoble3 Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 In Line for Vortex Ride OP: Enjoy your ride on the 29 year old Vortex! Everyone: Murmurs about how the heck 1987 was 29 years ago and how Vortex is that old. As someone born in 1987, I sometimes wonder the same thing about me.... 10 Quote
The Interpreter Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 Hey! In 1987, I was older than you or Vortex are now! 11 Quote
Imperial79 Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 As I was in Action Zone near Banshee on Sunday, there was a family and what looked like to be a 16-17 year old young man, trying to get his mom on Banshee, she looked like she was a little tired and the heat was getting to her, he says "Come on mom, its not that bad, it doesn't go that fast"!!! lol 6 Quote
CoasterOhio Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 But it doesn't. Banshee goes 68mph Delirium goes 76mph Diamondback goes 80mph So it doesn't go THAT fast. He wasn't wrong. But he also was wrong. 11 Quote
The Interpreter Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 Everything is relative. Especially Moms. 15 Quote
Imperial79 Posted May 23, 2016 Posted May 23, 2016 True, also what he views as not that fast and what his mom views as fast are different. She looked like she really needed to relax. Edit: Terp beat me by seconds! 5 Quote
Thrill_Biscuit Posted May 24, 2016 Posted May 24, 2016 I grant you permission to break out The Vortex Song. 12 1 Quote
kingsislandfan1972 Posted May 25, 2016 Posted May 25, 2016 I grant you permission to break out The Vortex Song. I never get tired of that song! 2 Quote
CoasterChick126 Posted May 25, 2016 Posted May 25, 2016 I was with a friend at the park yesterday who asked if they ever figured out what to do about The Vortex because it was sinking. I held in my laughter and explained that it was never true. I don't think she believed me 6 Quote
kingsislandfan1972 Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 Waiting in line for Boo Blasters, there were two teenagers. The first teenager said: "Hey this ride isn't Scooby Doo anymore." The second teenager got out his phone and started playing the Scooby Doo theme song, then he said "There problem solved!" 14 Quote
stashua123 Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 They've changed the name so many times. When I first came in it was Top Gun then it was Top Flight and now it's The Bat! 7 Quote
Magenta Lizard Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 "My mom thinks dating a tomboy is a sin" 10 Quote
benny1388 Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 I was with a friend at the park yesterday who asked if they ever figured out what to do about The Vortex because it was sinking. I held in my laughter and explained that it was never true. I don't think she believed me I heard this as a reason for why the water around The Beast is no longer there. Was hard to not laugh at the thought of water suddenly causing the structure to sink afte rnearly 30yrs of being there. 5 1 Quote
kingsislandfan1972 Posted June 6, 2016 Posted June 6, 2016 When people refer to Vortex as "Corkscrew". 4 Quote
InvertiJack Posted June 7, 2016 Posted June 7, 2016 Once at CP I heard somebody talking about how excited they were to ride the Chickie's and Pete's. Sent from my SM-G530T using Tapatalk 4 1 Quote
Oldiesmann Posted June 7, 2016 Posted June 7, 2016 When people refer to Vortex as "Corkscrew". They're both Arrow loopers... Close enough right? 2 Quote
InvertiJack Posted June 7, 2016 Posted June 7, 2016 Has anyone noticed how the GP feels the need to put "the" before every ride? Sent from my SM-G530T using Tapatalk 9 Quote
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